{"id":88,"date":"2007-07-05T19:47:21","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T03:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/05\/this-time-peter-was-the-douche\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T18:51:51","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T02:51:51","slug":"this-time-peter-was-the-douche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/05\/this-time-peter-was-the-douche\/","title":{"rendered":"This time, Peter was the douche!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the fireworks last night, Peter crashed at my place rather than heading back to my parents house and then back to his place the next morning.  After I went to bed, he was still up on my computer playing WoW, at at some point grabbed the box of Ritz crackers out of the pantry.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he finished them off, but he also left the box on the table when he left.  Dirty doesn&#8217;t care that there&#8217;s no crackers.  She only cares that there <em>were<\/em> crackers.  It&#8217;s the essence she&#8217;s after!  Behold the shredded box of essence!<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a rel=\"20070705-dirty\" class=\"thickbox\" title=\"Little edible essence of plates!\" href=\"\/gallery\/d\/10539-2\/P1010002.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"\/gallery\/d\/10540-2\/P1010002.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the fireworks last night, Peter crashed at my place rather than heading back to my parents house and then back to his place the next morning. After I went to bed, he was still up on my computer playing WoW, at at some point grabbed the box of Ritz crackers out of the pantry. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/05\/this-time-peter-was-the-douche\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This time, Peter was the douche!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[48,46],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-dirty-got-into-today","tag-dog","tag-pet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":991,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}