{"id":91,"date":"2002-07-31T12:55:41","date_gmt":"2002-07-31T17:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/07\/31\/goddamned-aliens-er-alarm-clocks\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:11:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:11:11","slug":"goddamned-aliens-er-alarm-clocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/07\/31\/goddamned-aliens-er-alarm-clocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Goddamned aliens, er alarm clocks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was driving home, and when approaching the blinking yellow\/stop light in Sherborn I noticed two strange looking saucer-shaped aircrafts. When I actually got to the stop sign, I began feeling really feeling warm and hazy as I realized the ground was moving away from me. My car and I were being pulled up. Unfortunately, my alarm woke me up the moment I entered the craft.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been a bit upset about being woken up, I&#8217;ve never felt like that during a dream before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was driving home, and when approaching the blinking yellow\/stop light in Sherborn I noticed two strange looking saucer-shaped aircrafts. When I actually got to the stop sign, I began feeling really feeling warm and hazy as I realized the ground was moving away from me. My car and I were being pulled up. Unfortunately, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/07\/31\/goddamned-aliens-er-alarm-clocks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Goddamned aliens, er alarm clocks!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1424,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/1424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}