I kept breaking into the Jokers house, which was guarded by Will Ferrell. The house was on what seemed like Wheelocks fields, with a pool and no school there.<\/p>\n
I would sneak into the attic to try and learn about the aliens, since they weren’t co-operating. There was a plexiglass window cut into the floor of the attic, and one corner had a hole cut from it for a bunch of the Jokers people to jump through after a dance number they did. They caught high-tension wire and slid down after jumping through.<\/p>\n
I found that putting a magnet between the speakers on a TV would descramble the signal, and I was able to watch about the aliens. I had to run to the corner, where the attic had an open wall with a railing. Will saw me and came down as I jumped over the railing and tried working my way to the left. He got the jokers attention, though, so I jumped down and ran around the perimiter. Will followed me, telling where I was each step of the way. When I was outside the fence by the pool, I picked up a large rock and walked over to him, saying “I’m leaving, stop fucking following me.”. He walked back to the house, and I ran through the field.<\/p>\n
I heard them talking over in the area where I first jumped out from. They were commenting and laughing at the fact that I had stepped in dogshit.<\/p>\n
and I woke up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I kept breaking into the Jokers house, which was guarded by Will Ferrell. The house was on what seemed like Wheelocks fields, with a pool and no school there. I would sneak into the attic to try and learn about the aliens, since they weren’t co-operating. There was a plexiglass window cut into the floor … <\/p>\n