Two guys brought me to the movie theater, I was making fun of them for some reason or another. I walked up along the side stairs to get in, and pushed both of the buttons on the wall. One opened up an employees room and set off the security alarm, the other opened te door to get inside. When I got inside, two security guards mistook me for a girl, and told me to stand infront of a mirror.
Goddamn I'm amazing.