JoAnn had taken my car, because moms car had flat and missing tires. I was out in the driveway when mom and dad came home in dads car. There was a 256-colour digital bat in the yard which my parents wanted dead. I yelled ath them and told them not to shoot it. Then, just as mom was about to let up, 4 more bats started showing up in a straight line doing the same things as the original, these new ones were much more pixelized. Mom said to shoot them, and some guy did. They all stopped moving, and I got pissed at mom. Then a real bat flew down the street and perched on a branch over our driveway. Mom wanted the guy to shoot it, too, but I got pissed again. I thought it was strange that just as I was thinking “Bats are beautiful creatures” mom actually said it. I got my camera out and zoomed in on it speading its wings open, and got a weird picture of it taking off. It was flying at me, and I took a picture and got it’s face. It kept coming after me and I backed up all the way to the front door. It swooped at me, then landed on the ground and came after me. I kicked it away fairly hard, and it came at me again and I kicked it again. The picture on myc amera looked like an angry gorilla face coming at me.
Goddamn I'm amazing.