I laid out all of my Jhonen comics on my bed for Jessica to pcik something to read. As I was doing this, Hio started jumping out of his bowl nd I got a bit worried. Hio looked like a goldfish though, and ton a beta. I took him into the bathroom to wash his bowl and empty some water out to try and prevent him from jumping out. When I put him back, Jessica had put a tiny little antfarm on my desk, and was waiting fro me by the front door. She started opening her umbrella, and bleach started dripping down. I took it and washed it off for her.
Goddamn I'm amazing.