I was in a fishstore, eating grilled cheese- and oll of a sudden I was having my friends help me mask the shound s of each tank to sound like something this robat wauld want. We put little plastic suction things on the class to change the way they sunded to teh robat. It followed me around the room wanting to kill me. I went up to the second floor, hoping it wouldnet or couldn,t, but it did. sitting next to the shrimp it laughed at a friend below, nearly stepping on a pointed sharp claw tat he left as a trap. Then my friend hit the robats shoe, and I think I woke up after that.
Goddamn I'm amazing.