Justin and I had gotten in line after the Moby concert, outside his trailer. It was a long line, and it had started raining. Justin took offg his coat to put on another shirt or something, but ended up getting sap on his shirt, and was pissed. I told him to have Moby sign the shirt, and to sell it on eBay for 300$USD. He said “300? Try 3,000!” And I said “Hell, 3 Billion! Sell the shirt for ALL OF EBAY!”. Some girl behind us started laughing at that comment. When we got to the trailer, there was a sign saying it cost 40$USD to see Moby, and 60 for premium, whatever that meant. Justin and I both decided not to pay to see him, and then I caught a glimpse of him making a smoothie for someone inside, saying that the money went to some animal rights cause.
Goddamn I'm amazing.