In tonight’s episode of What Dirty Got Into Today, the beast managed to go several hours without my walking into the kitchen or the bedroom and noticing what she had done.
Needless to say, this is one of the more confusing things I’ve ever seen her do.
She pulled a bowl of marinara sauce out of the sink. Not too shocking, I know, but that had nothing to do with the stove. She knocked the teapot off the back burner, which fortunately fell into a plastic cleaning bucket rather than spilling leftover water everywhere. Clearly the now dented teapot was not enough to fulfill her, so she pulled the burner and the catch pan out.
Here is the aftermath of Dirty: