I was going to highshcool for some reason and was bigger than everyone obviously. i kept annoying the teachers with my attitude and not doing any work. oneteacher almost threw me out until another girls homework made me think of my own, which was an ugly drawing of her fcace and said shut up on it. then there was a bathroom area in the classsroom i hwalked into and endet back up in my parents back yard in a sortof mix between harrry potter and zelda. some monsters and pimps had pulled intno the driveway and i grabbed a sword to fight them off. i knew gandalf was following them to me and called him out. telling him thaht the text fight the only death would be my own. he was ina tree as a bird and flew down transforming back to a human. he had some purple amuelt arund his neck that i told him not to go near. he started talking about how i did have the ability to kill him and that he absolutely would reach for the amulet. i yelled some magical incatntation and he got sucked up into thin air and i puled out a leather bag to try and catch the amulet as it shot towards me, but i missed. i dodged it as it almoust bounced and touched my leg though. then it vanished into the air as well as i’d failed to cature it.
Goddamn I'm amazing.