Some joke I sent int the mail got taken the wrong way and I got on the list as terrorist. I saw my name an d face on wanted posters and had to go around covering myself up. i was in a convenience store and paid with my credit card and realized that probably gave away my location, so i couldn’t go bac tom y car to leave. i think my bosses ratted me out after i told them what was going on and why. When I saw police I was surprised they didn’t tackle me but let me walk with them calmly as they arrested me. I joked around ith them too about what i was being charged with knowing i’d be relased agter proving i didn’t do anything other than just being my usual horrible self.
Goddamn I'm amazing.