Too much poo.

I was in some military thing and when I had suited up i found that my keychain had been stolen.  so did our head perosn guy, who got pissed that they now had our keys.  i went insidie to put my shoes on and held up everyone a few minutesthere was also a excel file i had to go oover on colleges taht somehow had to do with peter and his ex.

then I was in some hotel room with students ore osmething andsome teenage girl was getting an abortion done in my bothroom.  i had to go really bad and was holding y ass to try and gkeep it in, running around trying to find a place to take a crap.  there was a toilet under the bed if you folded up the foot of the bed.  just a toilet seat and a plastic bag attached to the bottom of it.  i used that and left a giant crap.  not wanting to just leave that visible in the clear bag, I started tying it off and bringing it to the bathroom garbage now that it hand freed up in there.  the bag started ripping and i started getting crap all over me as i tried to keep it from getting on the carpet.  i eventually ended up throwing all of my clothes in a pile on the floor, scrubbing down the tile couneter and taking a shower to clean myself off.  surprisingly nobody was oo offended or grossed out, and were quite cooperatetive.

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