Deep fried human.

I was at some farm getting a tour oraound and they were showing us the sarea where they cryogenically freeze humans and then shatter them into pieces.  in the next room they had a giant deep frier, where they then fried the pieces.  I was told that they change the oil between humans and animals and vegietables, but someone offered me a piece of letture that was briefly dipped in the human oiland another piece briefly dipped in the vegetable oil.  i emntioned that you can’t really tell considering nobody ever deep fries lettuce, and neither were actually deep fried, just coated in the oil and hadn’t had a chance to really take on the flavour.