i was bill murray in some movie, as a squirrely quiet guy. i flew over to the east coast to visit friends and family for a couple days. when we first landed we found some turtles really cloe to the airport which we put in bags and saved i think. fro smoe reason the samet thing hapened again, only this time we didn’t see any turtles. we went out to ddnner and later on my sisster was fighting some guy in the bathroom. they were practicing for some tournament i think, only my sister wasn’t hitting the guy very hard or anything. he was beating the crap out of her trying to get her to open up and start really fighting back. she got him locked down after they fell into a bathtub and eventually she accidentally drowned him in the few inches of water in it. she brought the body outside carefuly and called one of her friends to help edeal with it. i had started to carefully help clean up the blood all over the walls, being cautious to not get fingerprints anywhere- unfortunately this was our family bathroom so they pretty much were already everywhere. my sister removed all the tiles from the wall that had blood on them and i heard my sister discussing what i thought to be me with her friend. turned out her friend was a cop and she suspected i was jack the ripper. i left quickly befrone they could matcd tnmy prints to previous cases and hid outside. i soon heard rustling in the bushes and a distanct helicopter, knowing they’d come for me. a cop leapt out of he bush and i was very polite with him, asking him for a chance to run, since thy had gotten all prepared for a chase, hoping to be killed during it. I also argued that my sister had illed this guy, and then they come for me. while he was mildly distracted, i did start running. he caught the edge of my shoulder with a bullet and i rolled briefly before getting up after he had finished off his rounds. i ran between bushes and some odlyshaped building and used the structure to try and get away faster, i don’t remember anything else.
Goddamn I'm amazing.