Jenny and I had a small house and Hugh Jackman started letting his friends sleep over. We found this out whne we came into the living roomand saw 3 or 4 people and a coupel dogs laying on the floor and couch. We started off politely asking what they were doing here and asking them to leave. They did, but hesitantly. Then noticed that there were a bunch of dogs in the back room and a bunch of people had humped on the bed while we were letting the others out. We kept letting more and more people out, apparently Hugh had posted our address on a Wikipedia page about couchsurfing. We eventually got him to take the address down, and systematically went through each room and locking it after clearing it out.
Goddamn I'm amazing.