WTF Why are you here?

I went back to Massachusetts for the holidays.  There was snow out and as soon as I got there there was a party going on at my parents house with weird people over.  Mindy had a kid and Adam was in town.  I asked him why he flew out and he said it was a surprise and had to do with my big gift.  I grabbed my boxes from mom & dad and opened the first one.  It was some dishwasher parts and soap.  the second was the same exact thing.  I was so confused and Adam said to open the last one, since those weren’t it.  The last gift was an ipad 2.  I think the confusion of how the hell an ipad was a gift worth coming out for ended up causing me to wake up.