I was in a classroom beign taught by Obama as a subtsitute teacher. The president of the school was also in the classroom, she was Oprah Winfrey. The lights were dimmned and we were watching some projection on thescreen and Oprah paused it for a second after hearing some guy in class mutter the word “nigger” at Obama. The guy was black himself, and she grabbed him and started punching the shit out of his hface and yelling about how stupid he was. After leaving the guy a bloody mess on the floor, she stomped out of the classrooom talking shit about the kid to herself. Obama then went on to present to the class.
Goddamn I'm amazing.