Author: Cee

Peter and I were stuck in traffic on what everyone thought was a regular road. It was actually a dead end, though, and left everyone confused. I got out of my car and went to the front of the line to see what the holdup was, and found it was just a house there. Peter and I started collecting these pictures of people, and charging people to use the picture as a ticket for seeing a bird. I took a picture that had bill gates on it as a child for my own personal:00 AMusement. I had to wash it off, since it fell in a pile of crap. After washing it, it became very distorted.

I thought I was continuing a dream I haven’t actually had, here. I was at a college I don’t actually go to with my family. We were there late, when custodians were cleaning. Peters grenadine was taken off one of the counters by a woman as we were outside racing. When we got in, mom tried asking the woman for it back, she never actually said it was grenadine- only a red food or candy bottle, the woman refused to give it to us since it was after midnight and we shouldn’t have food. I stepped in and explained that it was just a bottle of grenadine while making fun of the woman. She started talking about chicken nuggets for peter tomorrow, and mom started insulting the woman for talking about something completely irrelevant. Then a security guy came over and took over for the woman tellings us we couldn’t have it. I went outside to pick on him, and he just continued arguing with me from a distance. JoAnn took a closed can of beer and pretended to drink it, in attempt to get a real cop to come over so we could explain we wanted the grenadine back. The cop came over, she showed that the can wasn’t open, and starded acting really weird and teasing them when they said she still needed to show them some ID. The security guy came over while she was sitting on the ground talking rudely, and used a mini cattle prod looking thing to make her lay on the ground as the cops asked. Doing so, he zapped her and made her do a 6-step, while laughing. I started yelling at the guy and he threatened to zap me too. I told him I wanted to be zapped as much as he wanted to be swung at with my heavy backpack, and grasped it by the straps. He stepped closer and I threw it at him, grazing him, he then started running towards me. I ran straight into him, pulling the prod to my chest by his wrists, looking him in the eyes with a smile. He looked at me confused for not spazing out to the zapping, and I brought him to the ground and twisted myself up around him, breaking the cattle prod, and nearly his legs. I kept stretching to try and bend his legs further, but woke up during this.

I think I was at school, and needed to use the bathroom. I walked to where the womens bathroom was, and saw no mens one. I walked around a bit, looking for one. Down a floor in a restaurant, there were tables that looked like fancy toilets, although had noplace to sit, had no walls around them, and were in the middle of the eating area. I walked up to one and started to sit on it when I realized there was food all over it. I buttoned my pants back up and continued my search. A woman told me there was a mens room downstairs, so I hurried down there. They were doing construction down there and removing pipes. I held my breath to avoid breathing in dust and probably asbestos. I came across a mens shower room looking thing and was happy to have finally found it. There were guys in a steaming shower, and another guy on a toilet. Again, no walls. I walked into the toilet area and nearly sat on a jacuzzi thing. I saw the water go deep underneath and a seat on the other side. “Not the toilet” I said, and jumped onto the real one.

I was with a bunch of natives who were trying to move to another end of a large lake. Others had gone without them and I had to explain to the few left that we could make it in one night in canoes. The river was very large, and there was a large wide corner of it we went around.

I was in some store, i was in the middle of a very tall and very long aiosle. I was explaining to sameone how everywhere there was to look, there were cats on the shelzes rather than products to buy. I got dragged trough this aiole by mom as I grabbed at the walls of cats. I ended up in another aisle that hwas just as large. It was covered in more normal things though. Two undecover cops grabbed me when they saw me trying a bunch of pairs of gloves out, and stuffing 3 of them in my pocket while wearing the fourth. One soulded like a Brittish Joe Pesci, and the other loobed and sounded a bit like that shitty martial artist actor with the ponytail that is good at neither, whose name escapes me. They just pulled me aside, and started questining me. Trying to figure out how well my gloves fit and what sizemy hands were based on my personality.

The brit assumed I had short fingers and small hands like him and wanted rough short and tight leather gloves, and that I wanted to help people but went about it wrong. I told him I wasn’t a Britt Asshole like him. The other guy said I didn’t care about anything, and that the gloves fit more like he’d want- long and comfortable. When they grabbed me aside, I had 1 of each type on my hands. After dalking to them Ithew the other long comfy one on. The Pesci guy started playing with some weird metal brush.

I got to the last boss in Metroid Prime, and it totally confused me. It was 2d, and relied on point combos from spins and flips to win. There was a large group of peopele with me who all needed to play. One friend of mine went first, taking ayew turns to beat the starting score of 875. She eventually got 900, and picked me as the next person to go. I double checked that I understood what to do, then got some huge combo on my first try.

I was a monkey in an open area of a park with afew other monkeys, who all but one left. It was a girl monkey who said she had boy troubles, and was hungry. I told her thit I had a peanutbutter & jelly sandwich, and that when I eat it, she could have some. I began taknig down a rope that I left set up from climbing. I was trying to throw the rope to the bottom, but it got caught on a tree, and nearly pulled me off the ground. She asked me what I wanted to do over the summer, and I said I wished I had money again for travel. She told me that she likes to dig holes in the ground to crawl inside and relax away from people. I left the park area and turned into myself.

I started running along a street and hopped afew fences and ran through the woods. There was a car path on the other side of a fence, and I followed it. There was a room with Egyption hyroglyphs all around, and I noticed I could pick some of the square stones off the floor out of the rest of the walls border. Figuring I had to spell something with the stones, I turned on my x-ray visor, and found all the other stones and made note of awy holes where they could be put. I found a small picture of the room on the wall tilted up, and realized the blocks I had picked up were of varying lenght. I put them under the wall to lift it, and stepped back, it sounded like there was a bear was about to be let loose. There was a bunchb of people watching this as the light in the room turned greenish-yellow, and one by one a collumn of eyes in the room captured each person who saw this and trapped them in the wall. For some reason neither I, nor a very little girl were trapped by this. I told her to close her eyes, closed my own, and felt my way to the pillar. I removed the eye-covering, and threw it into the hole in the wall it had sent the others.

I then changed some of the blocks, and a circular tunnel opened up. I ran into it and found a treasure room, I didn’t touch anything. When we left the room, the epes were back on the pillar. The girl and I quickly ran back through the woods as fast as we could. Rotted trees tipped over as we ran, and we ran past a tiger and a dog. Both were large living stuffed animals and looked like they were having seizures trying to scare us. Jumping around, waving their arms and legs around as they rolled on the ground, making funny noises.