Baysooball

There were afew dreams I had, none of which I remember very well.

All I remember was that I was in a baseball arena or something, and had stepped on a small green person. He was fine, but pissed, and then I ended up playing the 3rd baseman for a game of baseball. I was wearing a right-hand glove on my lefgt hand, and with the exception of one time where i caught the ball and got someone out- i was never even able to catch the ball.

DJ Suckass

I was at the radio show, trying more to figure out how to get the CD-Recorder not to split up the show into multiple tracks than to actually have a show. We came late from dinner somewhere, and people were trickling in. Tym and Justin were there, along with Trevor for some reason. JoAnn showed up and told me that my mother was outside and wanted to come up, and that Jessica was around somewhere. I wasn’t really paying attention- and I was playing songs off my iPod rather than laptop. There was alot of talk between songs, I don’t even know if it was heard by the mics- none of us were listening to a monitor or headphones.

After an hour, I found that there was a digital input to the recordedrd and tried switching it to that. The analog input had a really weird connection that had to be forced on- Trevor gave reconnecting that a go, so that I could plug in the digital connection. While he was doing that, I noticed the time, and that I had not done aything on the show yet. Tym, Justin, and I started yelling out news, weather, and concerts- mentioning the call letters and frequenry of the station. I gave out the number and jokingly told people to call us up and tell us how the show was going, saying unless you’re from the FCC. I noticed that we had a poster saying we were now heard in some far away countries, and evan was reading those for me.

Army bullshit? Me?

We went to Ron & Maureens house for dinner, although it was actually our house. I helped some old lady bring in groceries. I took everything but the cans which had to be recycled. Ron told me he’d be impressed if I could get all the stuff in without hitting anything. He had a really funny haircut, sortof a pointed long buzz with long hair in back. I don’t really know how to explain it. He also had curls by his ears, but they were going to be shaved off. When we got there, I told him that his hair was worse than Peters. He laughed, and told Jessica that if she didn’t want a huge piece of steak for dinner like I was gonna get, she’d keep quiet about his hair.

Somehow, I ended up next door, which was army training bullshit. I sat in with it, and got my head half-buzzed. Geoff was there and had done training before. At the end of training, we broke up for food. I was going to go back home for that and never come back to this, while everyone else ate crappy food. The guy in charge started talking with a friend in the group, and started throwing an inflatable ball like a slow burner balloon.

Vouging monks, hell yeah.

I was with some people I’ve never met befare, one of them was a bit of a hippy it seemed with a strotng accent, and a weird mouth- i think he was part alien, and there wasone other person i don’t really remember well. We were researching some underwater treasure while we nwere on the air in an outdoor radio station. Steve showed up, it was his show apparently- but he just sat on the other side of a wall and ate. A woman that also worked at the station came and sortof took charge of it while the rest of us researched. We found that the trueasure was right next to some white cloud looking dot on our map, and then tried scuba diving down there with a rope and hook. We found a small door in the bottom in the sand and opened it. We could see nothing down it, and swam down with our rope. very shortly after, we heard a olud sound above us. We lookd up and there was a lorge creature decesding toward us. It told us we should know that the rope and hook was not allowed, and bit it in half. Everything lit up, and there were millions of people strapped into chairs below us in red robes. Men were all bald, but women had hair. All of a sudden, but the thee ofd us and the people in chairs both started spazzing out in the same way, our hands slappyng our face and our heads twitching in the same directions quickly. It lasted about 30 seconds. We decided it was prabably a marter idea to try this another time, so we started swimming back to the surface. Mom then woke me up to eat oatmeal.

Majikal Hawaii

We went to visit my grandmother in Hawaii. To get to her house, we had to sprinkle some sage into a little hole in a giant concrete, strange structure. After sprinkling the sage, we’d walk past a young girl infront of the door who smiled at us and told us to enjoy our stay, and we jummped down a hole in the ground that had opened up into grandams place. It was beautiful there, and her home was so open and interesting. There was a glass window that went around half of the house, which was halfway deep into a little pond where we were able to watch bevers and fish swimming around in really clear water. There was also a tall thin birdfeeder looking thing that had a live bird in the top of it, which turned out to be a snakefeeder. One wall of the house didn’t even exist. At one point, everyone went to dinner and I stayed. Faith called me wondering where everyone was, and I told her. There was a giant, strange clock by the window and open wall. It would show big folders of the day, and would fold out and in from the center. It had a setting to show the 4 week day, or show just current day, and sometimes got jammed. It also made some weird hologram lady show up and talk, and dance in the grass very strangely. After I got tired of that, I started playing with Casey on the really soft and fluffy carpet. Her toys would sink into it after not being touched for awhile. While I was playinge with her, I spilled chocolate chips on the carpet and started cleaning them up- and peter came back and started playing with casey and an innertube, and then they layed on the couch together as I bit casey on the stomach.