D&D Mattress

Employees of some store were folowing me oround town. At one point, in m y mothers car, I started driving crazily to keep them away from me. I ended up absolutely destroying it, but I learned that it was because something had made Jo think my girlfriend was a slut, because she was sexual with me.

At one point, all 4 of us were in an amusement park, and Justin and I were making watter baloons. Some sort of allarm went off and he gont caught for it and yelled at. Jessica and I ran into the doorway of where we were staying to be alone- until we heard Jo & Justin coming back towards the doroway. Jessica and Jo started getting snippy at each other in Barnes & Noble, so we left, and I came back alone, cryiing , asking Jo why she was doing this. She told me she thought Jess was being a slut, and I told her every reason why she wasn’t, and that I didn’t want to be mad at her over this since she’s my best friend. She started crying, apologized to both Jessica and I, and gasve us hugs.

Mah FISH! Mah fish?

I laid out all of my Jhonen comics on my bed for Jessica to pcik something to read. As I was doing this, Hio started jumping out of his bowl nd I got a bit worried. Hio looked like a goldfish though, and ton a beta. I took him into the bathroom to wash his bowl and empty some water out to try and prevent him from jumping out. When I put him back, Jessica had put a tiny little antfarm on my desk, and was waiting fro me by the front door. She started opening her umbrella, and bleach started dripping down. I took it and washed it off for her.

Nthystuh

I was back at school for some weird event. During it, graduates walked around and handed out things. Noone handed me anything, but Geoff came by and I started laughing when I saw him. He have us some religious crap and weird looks. I was with a bunch of people I didn’t know, but seemed awfully friendly with.Towards the end, we had to pack up all of our stuff. Istarted throwing all of my video games into my alice pack, but they wouldn’t fit. Some guy that was with me offered his atari games, and I cauldn’t accept since I had no room for them. Another guy was getting rid of danishes, and offered me one, pulling it towards his crotch as i reached for it, implying he wanted payment for the danish. I jokingly got down on my knees, and then grabbed the danish, backflipping away from him afterwards.

Oh man, I hate gym class

In gym class, I was watching everyone play football (real football, you stupid america)) instead of playing. After the game, I helped bring stuff back to the shed. I startted talking with the teacher who reminded me of my schwetty work boss. She asked me to show her on a practice ball some kicks. The practice ball had a giant rectangular tower on it for no fathomable reason. She said I looked pretty good at it, and saked me if I’d play the next game. I hesitantly agreed, and then told her about my right ankle still hurting sometimes and why, she htugnht that pretty schitty. I offered to help her carry some of her stuff, since there was so much of it, and she thanked me and asked how we brought so much onto the field so quickly. I told her that I helped someone else carry it. Inside, there was some other girl going through the fridge, and that girls boyfriend feeling her up. I thought it was kindof annoying. The gym teacher got some cups of soda and I carried them outside so we could watch a movie. She closed the door behind me, still in the kitchen, and I heardher telling the other girl in there to keep her tongue out of her mouth when she kisses. Walking out, the boyfriend asked who she was kissing and she had no problem telling who, even though she had a boyfriend/husband at home.

I’m the worst at holding seats

Jessica and I had to get some dsik fixed. I was down at an IT area figuring out what needed to be done, and some girl was down there trying to figure out her computer. She asked me why she has to calibrate baoth her computer and printer colours, and I explained why. Then I went into a back room with my disk, and asked osmeone about it. He took the disk and put it on a table, where an automated arm came over to it with a soldering iron and just melted a tiny spot of the disk. Jessica came in and walked over to the table. Not knowing what the soldering iron was, or that it was on an automated arm, she picked it up asking what it was, and accidentally spilt some water. The IT guy was listening to music while soldering, and was completely oblivious. I told her what it was, and put the arm back where I thought it should go, and gave te disk to the IT guy. The arm didn’t work properly, and as the IT guy was trying to figure it out, I accidentallly spilled watter on the table too. He said he’d have to drain the table. Underneath it, there aws a tube that we put into the sink so he could drain teh table. After the wather was gone, it worked ifne.

I was in a large room sitting at a table with a drink and I think some pizza or nachos for Jessica. She had just left the room and asked me to watch her food and seat. As I was waiting, a couple quickly grabbed the stool and hopped on. I told them the seat was taken,and they didn’t move. The guy was rather large, and said he’d kick my ass infront of everyone if I daid’t sit down. I told him to go ahead, and he punched me in my back. I then moved to the floor and sat alone for a bit, until two Japanese poeple came over asd nat next to me. They were each wearing orangey/yellow tight classes with a tiny yellow pupil, kindof like tanning glasses. One of them came over spinning a weird looking weapon in his hand very slowly, stopping it pointing up just as he sat down next to me. It kindof looked like a sai, with some barmbed wire and alligator clips coming off of it. They said they were going to be practicing JuJitsu. I then guessed that the glasses were for incresing contrast in things, which I saw that they were when I tried a pair on. Everything turned prettymuch a sharp black & white. I asked them what the alligator clips were for, and he told me the name of something in Japanese, but then said that its for tieing through someones chest. As they started getting ready to practice ,, little nozzles popped out of the floor and started spraying brightly colloured liquit everywhere. I suggested covering them with garbage bags, but none were around, and it would have been hard to find them anyways. I jumped behind one guy who whas trying to push a nozzle down, to avoid being sprayed as much, until hefell over and I cot covered. I noticed the guy controlling these things by the door, and snuck over there. Whilehe was flirting with some girl about how he did al this, I turned a little knob and turned it all off. Fortunately he was too stupid to realize he could turn it back on. I then started trying to do afew old Capoeira moves, and with wet shoes it proved rather difficult. One of the Japanese kids saw me and started dancing as well. I tried backglididng, but my shoes were squeaking and slipping for awhile, until I finally got it going.