Author: Cee

I was at some company, working with Macy Gray, and I made some storm come along and screw with the power. I don’t remember what happened, but I was running with Macy in the rain to her house when my alarm woke me up at 11 to go to my eye appointment.

I fell right back asleep, however, missing my eye appointment, and dreaming about camping in a big open field with Jessica. We started playing frisbee, and she dropped her chastity ring on the floor of a hermits cabin. We went inside and looked a bit for the ring- and he gave it back to us and was very nice. We then went back outside to play, and she kept dropping her ring inside the cabin, and kept looking for it. I pointed out that I had just given her the ring, she’d hold out her hand and it was gone again.

I was in my dormroom, and for some reason I was part of an organized shootout. before actually doing the shootout- we all decided to ride down a waterslide in an innertube. One couple stayed at the bottom and snuck into the brush to make out, and a girl at the top of the slide yelled out some stuff and called for Henrietta, and then the Henrietta character from Evil Dead 2 came out of the ground and killed them. I eventually had to have a shootout with two other guys. Big guys who took this very seriously. I told them I didn’t want anyone to die over a drink, holding the two soda cans I needed to use as shoes. They said nothing and becan walking into the hallway with their guns. The lights in the hallway was dimh, and I told the guys in the dorm next to mine what was gonig on. The two men tip-toed around the hallway and when their backs came into view I threw napkins at them and yelled at them to stop. They turned around with their guns up by their chins and huge smiles as they pulled the trigger. There was a soft pop and a piece of paper flying to the side. Their guns were shooting those Bang! Snap! things that you throw at the ground.

From yesterday.

I went to see Jessica play her Basketball game. She was wearing weird pants, and some of the other teammates were wearing weird things aswell. One of theme was playing in a towel. The game ended at 18 to 0, with her team winning- and I went to tell her that she played well, and the game was short as hell when someone grabbed me and asked if I’d stick oround for the shooting of Ripleys Believe it or Not that was going to be in the gym. I said sure, and went out onto the porch to let Jessica know. I told her I loved her, and then started doing that cheesy spinning and smiling into each others eyes thing with the bad music, until I abruptly stopped, wharfed, and made a shooting motion with my hand against my temple, and collapsed. When I came to ,I went back inside where there were children singing songs and sounding like the original artist. I only remember seeing the piano kid from Peanuts doing some song in a deep voice, but there were many others.

This is from when I was at Jessicas house for the weekend- the 2nd.

I came home, and Peter had left some giant paper sculptures infront of the door- they were interesting, but I went right inside. Inside, he tried to stall me by showing me a third, crappier one. I forget why. Eventually, he gave me a little red pill with the angular profile of an evil green bunny head, with a red eye. It knocked me out for awhile, until I woke up and coughed it out. I went across the street to the LaCroix, and tried asking for their older daughter (Christine), but couldn’t remember her name. The mother said “Jessica?”- since I was stumbling, and then called for her. I asked if she knew anything about the pill, and showed her what was left of it. She didn’t. I went back home, and Pete shoved another pill down my throat as dad came home. This one was red, with what looked like the same bunny as before, only its whole body. I don’t remember what else happened.

I guess I was headed towards Logan Airport, but the path was walking in hhe woods. I came to a large opening- tree roots made a giant circle, and there were ear-looking plants everywhere. It was misty, and a lot of teer came running past. Afterwards, I continued on until I was stopped by a large talking flower- it was trying to attack me. I found some living orange gummys, who tried to help me. They helped me sneak around without the flower seeing where I was, and gave me what looked like a play-doh jar. It was full of a weird purple gelatin-like substance. I pulled half of it out and held it in my hand as I ran towards the flower. I jumped up onto a high rock, and squeezed the gelatin tsuff in my hand as shapes started oozing from the rock walls and coming toward me. They all combined with this glob I was holding to make a tiny little ZIM! I eventually had to run through some stone arches and meet my family on te airplane ,reaziling that I had forgoten my camera at home.

Later, I was running around in the woods- and hid from some evil minions in a tiny cave, grabbing a little red ball of life as I did so. After they passed me, I ran into a small cave with spikes hanging down. I grabbed an orange ball that acted as a jump boosting thing. On the other end of the cave there was a bedroom. I went inside and looked around for a bathroom. It was filled with weird furniture and toys. On a giant puffy bed, there were big Gumby dolls like I have, of his mother, sister, and Pokey. There was a giant toilet chair made of foam- I pushed it aside and threw the big foam cover on th ebed. I thought it was strange that it was so light, and not connected to water, so I throw thecover back on and looked for a normal toilet. Outside, in the hallway, there was a locked door with the light on behind it. I peeked in, nad Justin said “I’m in here, Jaeson- hold on”. When he came out, he told me thath there was no numbec 18 in the cabinets. I had no idea what he was talking about, until he started talking about other numbers, and pointed to a little chart on the wall, explaining what everything was, and where, with numbers beside them. We started joking about it, wondering if poop was on the list and said to be in the toilet. Then he left so that I could use the toilet. There were I think 5 layers of carpeting over the bowl that I throw on the floor. The last two were tied to the bowl, and had holes in them, as if they were meant to be padding for the seat. I ligned the holes up as best I could and sat down.

Someone was looking for me, and the owner of the room decided to help them. He started smashing holes in the ground and ceiling to open up theentrance to a cave. I got the hell out of th ebathroom and back towards the spikey cave. I ran through, dodging bubbles of fire that the spikes shot at me, and was met on the other side by a large statue of the person trying to catch me. I started using the few jump things I had found to get away quickly, back to where I came from. I jumped on top of a weird archidecture, and a big guy with a nerf ball shooter popped up and tried shooting me. We then got to talking abou how nice it was that people couldn’t steal your nerf ball ammunition, and that you couldn’t lose it.