Damn you, Cloud (First dream on campus?

I was on the floor of my dorm, trying to put together some sort of puzzle-tranformer pencil sharpener. Jay IM’d me out of the blue. I tried explaining to him this sharpener. Then my RA came in, paniced and sortof rushed. I asked him why the floor was covered in a clear gel, or ooze. He told me he didn’t even want to think of it. It seems my roommate (who was actually this guy that was hitting on me in a very rude way, and not my real roommate) had gotten sick and gelled the floor.

I’m not sure if it happened before or after whats already been typed, but I was at some show at another college with Jo, Beth, and Brooke. They wandered off without me at one point and I ended up walking around hallways without purpose, got caught up with a bunch of people walking out the building, and some girl in the group said something about my shoes. I was only wearing socks though.

“a man with his stomach cut open, and a live alligators head stuffed inside him”, ’nuff said.

I was behind the gym and stage of a school, and there was a food cart. I was getting mashed potato, someother food, and a huge thing of lemonade that was in the shape of The Tick. While I was waiting for my food, a man came over wondering if his special eggs were ready. I forget what he called them, but he made sure that the outside could crack off, and that the inside was still a liquid membrane. He slipped the membrane out of the egg to make sure it was good, and then carefully put it back in. He explained to me that it was for some animal thing that I also don’t remember the name of. After he told me about this, I had visions of a man with his stomach cut open, and a live alligators head stuffed inside him. He was screaming in pain as the alligator snapped its head back and fourth, making his upper torso flail like a puppet. It was supposed to be some rite of passage/closest you can go to becoming an animal crap. It was really fucking weird.

Show me your toothbrush

I was comparing toothbrushes with someone. Theirs was big and flat, and really neat- though it turned out it was only for cleaning/whitening, not really a toothbrush. Whoever had mine was very impressed with it. Also, they had a keyring flashlight that folded up into itself to become tiny, and became much bigger and brighter when you pushed a button

I don’t want yo’ stinking renderfarm

Forgot to add this dream when I had it, it was earlier on from the same day/night of the one yelling at my mother. Justin and Tom came by the house looking to pick up two of their computers they let me borrow to render something awhile back. I had forgotten about the boxes and went searching around the house for them, eventually finding them buried away in Peters closet. Peter talked with them at the door as I ran around the house looking for parts.

After they left, he mentioned that he was going to see a movie with them later on, and that he had been friendly with them for awhile now. I told him he was stupid, and left it at that, then went back downstairs.