Giant lions. A pit’s best friend!

Idrove past an arei and realized that the area looked familiar.  it turned out to be right near one of the first apartments i checked out in the area, and decided to stop off and show it to tym.  i let myself in and showed him around, it was a bigger mess since they had their kid.  i found the wife up in her room, seh wasn’t scared to have an intruder in her house, and didn’tknow what day it even was.  she’d been sleeping for a few ays apparently.  she showed us the rented room and we all went outside to the swing set.  they had a giant lion and a pit for a pet that played together.  the liaon would lay on the gorund and the dog would trample it, completely dwarfed, and the lion would playfully bite it and then let the dog go.  I was taking pictures but they all came out blurry.  I realized that both my polaroizer and my lcd screen were cracked.

Later, we were going to a fueral i think.   i was wearing my suit with the black tie and wanted to switch it for the orange on e but i couldn’t find it anywhere.  mom was steering the car from the passenger seat until i craweled into the drivers seat to take over.

then we were goung camping.  peter was supposed to go ahead of us and leave food in a few spots for us to break at.  we drove ocross some sampy lands that ere technically closed, and when we got to the first one it had been eaten by bears.  the second one was alos eaten.  i saw that he had simply been hiding the food in a blue lunchbox shaped like a walkie talkie.  this was not acceptable.  i started making peanutbutter and fluff sammiches with what was leftover .

The majikal stone keyboard of your fate.

I had some big nice apartment orom with a view down a hill and at the ocean.  kem kcame over to work on some project while i had an old episode of inliving coloor on. he had some labels hothat were not correct and he ended up roeprinting them.somehow.  shortly after i was on some website where someone posted pictures of their bedroom.  just viewing the pictures actually logged us on as them on facebok and i changed the status to something horrible . he noticed quickly that notns of people were vandalizing his account and put some weird di over all the logi stuf on his page so we couldn’t toch it.  i tried using a laser to get htorugh and knock a lamp down.  the re was also a lap and login on the bottom of the page that wasn’t protected.  i tried going for that but he was sitting ong the ceiling next to it and put a div up there too.  i used the laser and knocked his hat a bit, making it fall as i took it for ransom.

shortly after, we were in some weird indian worship ground or something.  jenny was sitting in a big ppool of yellowinsh mud as i threatened to throw the guys hat in it. he grabed jenny and tried using her as a hostange but still valued his hat a ton.  when he put her in a special seat, i didn’t trust it and tol her to get back where she was in exchange for the hat.  he then asked me my last name, and i told him thomos.  he walked over to some stone area and asked me to type it.  the stones started forming into a keyboard shape.  i told him i type dvorak and he just said shut up and type it.  i did, but woke up before i got to find out what happened.

It was a really cool beach.

I was picking jenny up from some history museum in san froancisco.  her parents had text messaged me saying the wheelchair she was in was driving her nuts and she was having troubles in the movie theaters.  i pulled the mirrors off my car thinking theyd  somehew help.  i figured she was in a museum owned chair, so i ran around looking for a chair with wheels and pushed it around.  I ended up going back and fourth through tis one particular room a bunch of times, and there was some hot chick wearing thigh-high socxs and a short skirt by the door.  I almost ran over her foot with the chair the last time I had to go through the room.  I was then waiting for jenny to get out of the movies and she came out walking, which confused me.  i hugged her to death and then we got in my car and drove towards the beach.  people were just walking in the street though, in the middle of individual lanes, towards trafffic.  tons of them.  sometimes groups of four people would walk up the street against traffic, each taking up a lane.  I wasn’t slowing down all that much, just laying on the horn and swerving between them.

then we got to the end of the road and we decided te use the stair path unstead of walking in the sand, since her knee was bothering her.  the stair path was slightly harder, and went up high in the air, but wouldn’t waist as much energy as the sand would have.  from the top we realized it was a good idea to take the stairs anyways, since the water was in so high and people had dug it even deeper so it was very steep where the water met.  unfortunately, as we started walking back down part of the stairs, we realized the rest of the path was underwater, so we had to get off and walk on the sand.  the water was warm and clear like it was tropical.  we started off by the edge of the water, until it became stuper steep, then we turned around to walk where it was more level so we gcould get up out of the steep area and not deal with that.  Smoe kid pointed outa shell that looked lke a kidney.

Epic moth battle.

we were in what looked like my parents back yard and had a plan to take over a moth nest for food.  the goal was to battle them for a while and weaken and distract them while someone came up from behind and smaked them olll out without the king getting away.  some owls were helping us and someone was shooting arrows into the walls for people to perch on.  after a while i went over by the side of the nest and started adding layers of protective clothing on.  thic jeans, sweater, sno wpants that were way too large.  i preppped my smoke can and then currled alll the way inside the snow pants, closing the top off so they couldnt et ni.  looking through the fabric i slowly inched behind the hive and then surprised them with smoke.  nons of moths started piling out and making a run for it but i wore them out too quick with the smoke gun, and most of them immidately gve up.  there was one that had previously broken my wrist who kept trying to get up and run, and i kept blasting him with more smoke.  someone with me came over and pointed out that ever since tat moth had broken my wirst it ha d beenp ublic eniemy number 1, so i t was nice to finally catch him.  we only had a photograph of the king’s hand tattoo, and i thik i saw him trying to sneak away and get blasted right before waking up.

Nooo they be takin’ my sammiches!

Went to some Asian restaurant while I was visiting Danielle and Dirty.  I left at some point to go back and play with Dirt and noticed that Danielle left some pb&j sammiches on the floor.  Dirt and I were outside rolling around and people were getting off a train and walking by.  When I went back inside the sammiches were gone.