Quite dumb.

was camping somewherewith amost no gear. rob was also camping but separately. i curled up with a tarp to try and pass the time.

then tdollface and some of the others from the good old days wele at hockey. they were fucking with me trying to joke that they made some giant foam brush and i kept asking how stupid they think i actually am. i came up with the idea that our shircts osuld be screenprinted but tried getting others sto submit disigns of the print.

Tiny parade.

I was shitting up some fair with nick. he took a thing of ello to sell and i drove a tiny blue toy car. he drove asuper nice cady looing thing that looked like a thin blue ecto 1.after being there a few minutes we decided to leave. the parade was for some president i can’t remember, and was ridiculously small. there was some dancing erea est aside for people but others hand taken their dogs there and not cleaned up after them. when we were leaving some burnette chick started complaining at us about soething. nick drove around and parked his car in a parking lot while i got myne out. i was super tight ly parralllel parked with tohers, but considering the size of them i just slid them away and picked my car up. we also had a little baby with us. i walked over to nicks car and got into his truck. the brunette chick startd yelling at us again about being noisy in loading the trouck. i told her to shut the fuck up. as we were leaving ai was trying to figure out how to best secure the baby in a seatbelt.

GTFO my non-sanctuary

i left some table with at dude witha huge masonry book and walked over to the temple with a sgourp of others. after being board listening to the service i started looking around and started noticing scilon signs on things. i also noticed the weacoffee was weak . we went and had a short break and i took the coffee pont with me to my parents ohuse where i interrogated one of the church guys as to whether he was a scilon. threatening to pour the feffee down the drain. he admitted, and i pour isome into another pot for him, then threw the rest down the drain. someone came to my house and while i told the guy i wouldn’t etell anyone what they were up to until after the service, i stayed back and told the family that just showed up. they didn’t know what super saturation was, so i showed them in science experement fashion and told them that’s what the cliolons where doing . they also were saying the solution to free yourself of sins was to pay a predetermined fee.

later i went back to the mall and searched around for other sins. some yahoo oemployee had a christian iphone appp he was advertising with a ukelele and a big sign, awlking orund , but nothing was wrong with him.

Bachelor party…dresses?

went shopping for sale dresses with allan. he showed me some bike rim cover that he scraped of the design from and bought.

saw alex m. while waiting for him in the bathroom and went out into the storo. alex asked why i never fixed the city and i told him about quitting and getting a new job. then sa jake w. and alex j.

later on i saw tym and he told me that alex j and jake were getting married and tnhis was their party. ei went upstairs with everyone to hang out ofr a bit and there was some chick with a little dog i was playing with. i leftin the rning and never saw any word from allan wondering where i was, thoug he obviously left. i started alking home.

We just wanted a phone number.

There was some woman Jenny was able to get rare fish from.  She was some housemaid that we only knew to get a hold of from her clients’ house.  One day we went and there was a sign saying the woman was gone and we tried getting information on how to contact her so jenny could continue getting fish.

Then a mexican family crashed through the fence in their beat up car, angry at us for some reason.  We hurried to our car and drove off.  At the end of the street there was a jewish family that was entirely naked except for the jewish bits like yalmulkes and the leather strapy dealies.  Turns out they were mad at us too and we drove away quickly.