I never published this?

Was with my mom and brother during some thunderstorm.  Lightning was off in the distance but looked really cool, and was right by some tall buildings.  I noticed some of the buildings had parts crumble off, and then I realized that our hotel we were driving to also started falling apart.  mom was driving super slow and I kept telling her to speed the fuck up as the garage had chunks falling out of it.  When we finally got out and headed to our room I think I had peter over my shoulder

Woo destruction!

Was in some thunderstorm with my mom and peter and saw buildings with lightning hitting them off in the distance.  eventually parts of them started faling off.  I noticed the tunnel to our hotel was also starting to crumble and I told my mom to drive faster, ubt she kept going super slow.  Eventually we got out and shatrted heading to our room, carrying peter over my shoulder for some reason.  He started sortof hyperventilating and needed some boozy drink to calm down.

I was also out in my parents back yard playing some weird giant board game when a neighbor came and stole all the pieces while we weren’t paying attention.  I saw his shadow in the bushes and started chasing after him and slowly figuring out where he managed to hide them.

Exploding bees!

I was staying in my parents house in my old bedroom.  There was a beesnest up in the top of the chimney so I started ubilding small fires in the fireplace to try and smoke them up.  The little bits of smoke weren’t doing much thogh so I grabbed some stuff for making an actual fire, excetp i chickened out of starting it.  I wasn’t sure what would happen if there was a big fire in a fireplace that hadn’t been used for years, and was also afraid that maybe the nest would catch fire and fall and explode bees everywhere.

No, bear, you cannot have my stuff.

I was at work, but working outside.  I’d brought a long ethernet cable out to get online with.  wondering if we were working on easter, i went inside and asked jeff, who called up ian to find out.  while he was on the phone, i went back out to grab my laptop, but it as missing.  i thought it got stolen, but saw the ethernet cable and followed it to my computer, which ad a black bear cup laying on it.  i quickly pulled the lapotp from under it and strted walking away, noticing the mother looking at me from the top of the heill.  i grabbed my camera too, and the cub started following me, playing with my tripod all the way and just seemingly pretty curious abuout it.   i told the cub id set it up for it to look at, if it didn’t mind my being a safe distance away so i didn’t get killed by the mother.  she seemed fine with this and i started setting everything up. somehow my tripod turned into a video camera stand that had a lift and could be driven around .

 

later, i was on a train and some guy gave me two bottles of booze and some other item to hold onto.  i accepted ith no proble,m stuffing everything in my pants.  a few minutes later, security came by and grabbed him while looking around at everyone else… they looked atme and told me to put a seatbult on, which i did.  later, i was at the guy’s house togive his stuff back, he had left me something in return for the favour by the door, along with an explanation.  he had apparently gone killing people on golf fields in the mornings.  While i was grabbing my camera for some morning shots, he was out golfing for humans.

Why would I hang with five for a has-been band?

Someone on a messageboard I post on mentioned some tickets for STFP being avilable.  Since noone wanted any, and since he lived in a house I knew of in my hometown, we decided to gso.  I didn’t trust this guy though, so made sure my brother didnt call bme by naem, and we decided I’d call him vroom.