I can honestly say that’s never happened before

WAS BACK IN MEDFIELD AT THE STREET CORNER AND WE SAW A BOBCAT RUNNING BUY IN THE WOONDS. I WS JUST NJOYING TH E SIGHT, BTU SOMEONE COMPLAINEND THAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM, JUST LIKE THIS HOT REDHEAADHAD BEEN WORKING WIT. WHILE I WAS WATCHING FOR THE BOBCAT TO RECTUR SO I COUU THE 911 GUY SUGGESTED THAT I TRICK THE MONKEY INTO FORGETTING IT WANTS ME, SO I HAD SOME MARINES DISTRACT TH HAN ON VETERAN’S DAY., THEN HAD A ROPE IN A GARAGE PULL ME UP. I AS BENG CHACED AROUND LIKE A WEIRD PRONO ONLY IT WAS WITH ABULT LTAR I HAD HEARD OF. I ZIPPED UP THE ROPE TO THETANGEROUS AND SET ITUSEEE WENT TO CONNNECT TO THE TERNET AND SHE HAD STUUPID FILE SELECTEDOWHICH CLEARED LD MAKE A CALL TO ANIMAL CONTROL, I SAW A GORILLA FLEXING AND THEN JUM P OUT AND ATTACK A CAR. I STARTED DIALING 911, BUT BYTHE TIME I COULD TELL THEM WHERE I WAS, THE MONKEY HAD COME OT MY CAR, BASHED IN THE PASSENGER INODW AND WAS TRYING TO GET ME. I RAN ALL ARUND TEH 911 GUY SUGGESTED TRICKING IT INTO BEING EDSTRACTED. i had some adult star with me dance around and take her top off as i biked around and into a garage where a rope lifted me to the ceeiling and i hid

Coolest dream in a while

I was working at the same client site but hteey started doing some weirdedr stuff. People were stressed out. a couple people were wondering if a artiular person even worked for te company but since i wasspyin their screens i newthe answer before they asked.

there wasone guy tthat was really friendly to me, who was freaking out. there was also a boyfriend and girlfriend who does studies in space that was freaking out, wondering if some other guy actually needed to do his tests at a particular time. he said yes. basically, eh had to make a bus fly and break the sound barrier for him to research earths fluxation, whihc in testing it was suggested he used his mind to raise the bus and teleport it to far distances faster and faster. the suggestion came from a deep robot voice, and then asked if this method would tax the atmosphere at all. he said no, and then the robot voice gave a stamp of approal.

in hs real experiment, he got the bus going fastenough to break the pull, and ended up on a long windy spiral into space, it seemed. he kept walking up and down it, there were definite distortions of eerything when he neared the top. eventually he ended up walking down and thichgs had changed coloru, when he awlked to a enarby persn htey started scrambling him un provoked. he started getting strangled as soon as sitting down next to him, and my alarm went off.

Jumping around like a monkey

started by my dreaming of sseeing how poorly my roommate does dishes, and realizing tat’s hwy i oculd have gotten ick last year. very quickly turned into some big fair thing at college. i was at some lady house who hated me, not sure nhy. I went to the fair with a bike and a scateboard and was going crasy both freestyling everything as well as looking for where my class aws supposed to be. there wasn one nsection of roof i’d keep going over, forgetting that the roof stopped, and falling way down.

Snow! Way better in dream form.

I was on the phone with mom while at work and looked outside the window. t here was a ton of snow out here, one of the snow banks, while not huge, peaked at 8 or 10 feet it looked. I walked out a door to take a pictureof it all, and some icicles, then walked into my office planning to drop an icicle down jeff’s shirt. E wasn’t there thogh, and i woke up.

None of this makes sense to me

I was in ajail that had prizoners all lined up against a wall for soe reason, and was releasing some of them. there was a little kid and a big black dude that were best friends, who started crying when they were separated.eventualy the bug guy heard the kid crying and they both cheered up.

a friend and i had been aruing about so ething. i think we were both injured but got better. he was pissed that his necklace couldn’t feeel the same.
then i was on a beach andx started using a kite to start sailing around , going in big wid circles that went near people with pretty good accuracy. my friends asked when i learned to do that and i told them just thn.