No time to pack

I was stumbling around some busstop and noticed a bunch of people from highschool around. Took me a few minutes re remember names with faces. eventually introduecd jenny to andy and andrew of all the people.

I had planed a trip to alaaska with bethany fraomm grade school and some guy from my old j ob. I forgot to ever inform them that i got the tickets and never remembered myself how early in hte day the flighct was. On the day of, I packed a few small items into a tiny backpack and headedd toawrd the airport in thehoes of finding someone to inform. oculdn’t find anyone. I got to theairporot and looked around a while for the tikcets, eventually ifnding them basiccally on display and accessible by anyone sine the ticket counter had closed They were actually about pster size ofr some reason.

shortly after getting the tickno clue else she had taken. left a message for the other guy too. started heading for the plane ets and noticing the exact flight time I called bethany up asking if se could make it in 20 minutes. she was super drunk and they could’ve sent it from san francisco, but they used ssfo instead. ahd to go down a large dirt hill which i strated falling down. some guy helped em upwe then marched up some large hill adn there were people chanting. short little people with swords started appearing. they were about as tall as my ankles, and there were thousnads. I ran to bohtplaces trying to avoid the incoming swwarm of them running after me. Right before the fence of normal height people I got surrounded and they hought they kiled me. I layed on the ground and waited a moment before pulling the large people’s gate edown for war. One of the little people noticed I was alive and told his daughter to finish me. She threw her sword and it sntauck out of my skin. I grabbed it and flung it back at her.

forget what happened but then he father asked if a new world satrted would she rather be sparkling or tiny. She said tiny , saying there was nothng wrong wit hthem. reminiscent father said large was good.

i miss Casey.

sa at my parents, i think in the basement though it had beds we were all laying on talking about the shit mom was doing . She’d stopped al the marketing scams she’d been involved in which was nice to hear.they both looked slightly nernouls the whole time. mom looked at dad and asked if she shoud tell me something, and then she told me casey died. I woke up yeling “What?!” just now, enern though casey died about 5 years ago.

Terrible shot.

Some group of peopele wanted nme dead and hired a gunman to kill me. The firrst time he accidentally shot o officer who nas there to deal withme. They tried stalling me andhaving me stand still so a sniper could get me while I was dealing with them. Somehow mistook offiecr and I nad I ran off ducking olw. This sort of thing happened for a while, just basically keeping an eye on rooves and acolites that know everything. later I as at a coworker’s place andn otice a black figure climibng onto a roof and laying down. I left and started running around tres and shit for it to make me dizzier or imposssible ofr him to followe

Mmm, pizzablanket

started as hanging out withtym, who was always being pursued by cops trying to arrest him. he somehow managed never t get aught though. all he ever atewere lihttle oevnmade pissas and his family worried alot about that. when he finally got caught, he wasn’t allowed to go outside or anything and he used a large pizsa as a blanket that he’d eat.

then i was in some school tryingto find a theatre with something good going on with some short fat dude that looked ilke josh.when I decided to leave some arts & crafts crap alone he grabbed me and tod me if I ever heurt her I’d have to deal with him. I laughed trying to walk away but he wouln’t let go . jut kept grabbing me andlooking at me all serious wwhile I laughed andslowly walked to the exit, telling him he couldn’t do shit.

Where’s that blue tie?!

I was in my bedroom loooking up into my closet which was oragnized with some weird product to kee everything in shelves neat. couldn’t decide what i sohuld wear for as nemi importnt occasion nad couldn’t find the blue sock that fell. I eventually settleld on something, when I eard some robotic voice coming behind me saying andy she loves me. then johnny 5 came out with another robat that he was making robit olve to in secret