Say it ain’t so!

Dad started this thabit of chewing food really oudly. Mom decided we should eat outside to try and hear it less. We were gonna make some rollup type things I think. While we were outside, da started mentioning how he’s been depressed and started talking to various group being accepted by some place that would help him.
hthat might be able to help him. Mom went dead silennt when he said hee’s been talking to mormons and liking what he’s heard. I didn’t ask him about other organizations, but mom said she hadn’t mentioned anything to him about our phone conversations.e Dad was saying sometihng about his credit card. I witheld my urge to get involved in the conversation for everyone’s safety.

Hopefully my dog will be better behaved.

I thinks I just casually had the first drink. It had me acting strange, but i don’t think too bad. Then we all went out for dinner and I had more. I later spent the night talking to a pit bull and a boxer about why they should stop climbing u p and over the fecn to run in the horse area. They both declined, getting past every thing I did to trya nd stop them. Higher fence, curved outward fence, rollers betwneeen et ewires so tehy’d slip. Everything I di, they beat or went around. I eventually said fuck it and took them to a public park. My owner thought I was insane, but did ewll for the classes he brought hem in to. E went to bed at sara’s house and woke up early the next morning. When she saw me she looked upset and confused, thinking I was up too early. I thought I had done something wrong the night be fore, but she just thought I was too drunk to be getting up so early. EI remember getting in a fight with the pit when we went to the park, telling him he was an asshole beacuse he never listened.. Arlo came over with a breathalizer, everyone else was geting .15 or .17. I bluew into it, waking myself up trying to blow into it.

Work debauchery.

Wis at workr and Ian was on the phone about something with jeff. I was oloking into a problem with network gear next door. When I came back into teh office i started talking to ian and then put him on speaker phone as he talked to adam and ric. They started singing some christmas song as I started buckling ore laughing. I set my phone to record the conversation .later we were taling about the server I need to stort playing with jeff was being unchained for a trial few minutes and adam started a joke askings how to keep lipstick from runnig on a blowjob. I woke up by saying “the question of our times”.

Now we are so chappy, we do the dance of joy!

I was at Kivin roses’s house with leo laporte and some other two guys. W e put on an episode of Perofct Strangers that had balky’s and cosin larry’s parfather’s on having a staring contest. It was absolutely awesame, and then afterward we ecgan talking about hat a great show it was. kevin reealed some secret projoct to me, I got a couple pictures adnn that was it.

This is the best I’ll probably get.

I’ve been trying to remember mine from last night all day. Something about a kid getting tossed into a pond and having his legs broken, and deciding not to climb on top of the iceburg in the pond due to how fast it was hitting the shores.. Then JoAnn tried climbing up a giant slide that went along a large hill, and I convinced her to use stairs instead.