Canada or bust.

Danielle was singing some play that whe had made together. she got mad at me when I accidentally messed up one of the props, but it still workde fine. There was also some weird stalker guy that kept coming to my window at night. One night he actually reached in and stole the CD that was in my work laptop. My mac laptop had the sides of the screen show pictures continuing off from the actual screen, it looked really cool to see photoshop stuff on the side, or whales swimming from the screen onto themetal side.

I had some flight to catch to meet Danielle in naada for the weekend. I thinx she was working there for something likxe a play. When I was headed to the airport I was wwalking there through this weird street that the airport was in the back of. One of theh houses on the street had tons of weird robots and helecopters and flying devices that they built. One of them looked kinda like ToeJam & Earl’s ship. When I got to the end I realized I forgot my ticket and tried gliding back using to boxes under my arms. It worked, but it was slower than walking, so I went back to that. On my mway back, some kid started follwing me so I tried various paths to try and lose him. He followed me sfor over 44 miles and eventually ongly got stopped because of his curfiew.Sharon told me to dress warm and Callie didn’t miss me anymore. I mentioned howw Dirty doesn’t seem to miss me either and got really depressed.

Rock-off

Some girl was staying the night at my huouse and I gave her a obx of cereal next to her bed and got her set up. Not sure if it was upposed to be Danielle or not. I was challenging the devil to a D-style rock-off, but my guita r string broke. I was mainly just smacing the strings anyways. He then tried taking varaious things that I had and I wouldn’t let him. He ended up not going to bedu ntil late. Afterwards I kissed her in relief that we coul dfinally go to bed and she aksed if we could make love. Unforntunately I woke up right then.

Beware of Mexicans.

I was out geocaching and there was this one I found that used a key to open and it came out of the ground. I ook the large c ondtainer with me to my car, as I saw what was supposed to be my boss (actually an actor whose name I forget) and his kids coming to the area. I tried to conceal the container as I wakled to the car, but I noticed they were ispecitng the hole in the ground it was from. One of his daughters came to my ar and was able to pull the trunk open. I got out and politeyl closed it, then she cimbed into my car, then her sister did, thet my oss did. They kept asking what I was uu to and I said it ws no ocncern of theisr. They started getting nervous and asking more, saying something like “you humanoids don’t do parks”, I think he thought I was an alien and going to blow up the park. He started driving my car and t hreatening to leave me stranded in the woods and his daughter actually pushed him out for some reason.

Dinner, damnit!

Justin wa s in the area for work, but for some reason had his car here. I drove around in a parkinglot and foun dhis car by yautotargetting. I then spent far too much time trying to put a note that asked if he wanted to do dinner on his windshield. Too small, wrote in crappy pen, wrote in sharpie, and theen ajdjusted it under the windshield forever.