I was driving to Justin & JoAnn’s place, which was apparently in the Cape. The steets were in a very convenient grid pattern, but I couldn’t find out how to geth there with the current road blockade. I saw a message in the sky, saying I had an incoming call from Danielle. She was calling te get directions, and I asked her to hold on while I turned the radio off. however ther adio wouldn’t turn off and it took me a minute to figure out what was going on. Once I did this, I woke up and realized that I had just briefly seen the ‘missed call’ message from Danielle on my computer.
Up, Down, Up, Down.
I was being trained how to climb and descend a ladder properly and respectfully by either a Japanese or Native American old man. He was actually having me climb up at an even pace, and then climb down without the ladder, using my elbows. It turns out he did this because he was pissed off at me. The first time we met, he thought I looked lyke some gret actor- and then he saw me climb down apoorly and mockingly, After we had this discussion, and I apolozgized, he showed me the proper way to go down a ladder.
I am not a penis, and unfortunately, also not a pop-locker.
I was on TV for some interview, and I weighed a bit more. Not in a good way. In more of an “I look like an actual penis” sort-of way. I don’t know what the interview was about, but they kept showing clips of all my different twitches. It was really fucking annoying and offensive- but at least they pieced the clips together to look like I was possessed by the god of pop-locking.
Elephants and Tigers and Robits- Oh sweet Jebus!
First Dream:
I was in the ociean, the water was deep blue- beautiful. I told a friend to go swim in the deeper area, to see if any interesting fish encountered him. I was afraid of losing my earrings, so I got out.
Second:
I was at a rundown zoo area, which I had come back to photograph with friends. It was even worse this second time around, and I started framing a shot of sortof part of an elephant, and some school busses. It looked like what was left of the elephant was surprised and terrified. Right as I was about to take the shot, a lion ran infront of me, over to my friend Ed and started mauling him. We tried getting the lion off of him, and I took a bloody, robotic part of him – threw it up over a fence, and climbed up to try and help him. I had to play with wires in his voicebox to get him able to talk again. I actually, physically, spoke the word “Ed”, which is what woke me up.
Bad robat!
I was in a fishstore, eating grilled cheese- and oll of a sudden I was having my friends help me mask the shound s of each tank to sound like something this robat wauld want. We put little plastic suction things on the class to change the way they sunded to teh robat. It followed me around the room wanting to kill me. I went up to the second floor, hoping it wouldnet or couldn,t, but it did. sitting next to the shrimp it laughed at a friend below, nearly stepping on a pointed sharp claw tat he left as a trap. Then my friend hit the robats shoe, and I think I woke up after that.