Jaesaun of the Dead

I had already killed several zombies, and my house was clearly not safe anymore. I told peter to come with me, but he just wanted to stay in the house with the deckc door closed with gosia.

broke down joey ramone’s bedroom wall, chased a guy into a crawlspace from the beach, going to the bathrom with jessica around, no toilet paper, blood. then left for public restroom with gammy outside

Two for one special. Hot dogs!

First dream:

Someone was talking about how ET was coming. The sky looked really fucking cool. Sortof like aurora-borealis. It was on campus, and I was on the street with my digital camera trying to get a picture of the sky. Some kids kept getting in my way and blocking my view, and after afew seconds the colourful sky was gone.

I then noticed that it had just moved further back, and tried some more to take photos. I had to keep moving back further, trying to see more sky. It seemed as though it just kept moving out of my sight as I was about to take pictures.

Second dream:

I was with the cast of Seinfeld, and had just drank 2 of some weird looking alcoholic beverage. We then got on canoes and paddled across the ocean to a quiet spot and just hung arond there. We eventually started poking fun at Elaine, because she thought that having canoed around on the ocean and finding someplace quiet was a stupid idea.

I wish it was actually this fun going to the movies.

I went to the theather to meet a friend, and when I got inside an d found him, he tod me he couldn’t stay. He had been caught topping theaters, and there was a guard up by the tairs watching him. I called him a loser, and grabbed aseat. Someone behind me yelled out something to another person in the room, and asked if they could hear him. The whole theater turned their heads, and a woman commented that everyone in the theater could hear it. The woman directly behind me started being rude about that comment for some roason, and th other woman commented that she’s not about to get into an arguement as she doesn’t have any identifiaction on her and she was black. I turned to the woman behind me as she continued berating the other woman, and asked if she realized that she was a bitch. She looked at me stunned for a moment, and then agreed tht she was. When she started being rude to me, and trying to explain why she was a bitch, I called her a cunt and said to shut up. She got quite pissed agfter that, and thought somehow I was going to get in trouble. I told her to go right ahead and call 911, and tell them that someone had called her a cunt, and then i woke up.

Climb on already!

Jessica and I woke up early and headed out to go rock climbing somewhere. We pulled the car up to a scliff that looked cool and got out. I explained that sinnce we don’t own ‘bearers, we needed to use the sports rout with clips already bolted in.

We started getting our gear on and suddenly the place filled with more people wanting to climb. We hadn’t even gotten our shoes on yet and someone was behind us waiting to use the same route. I noticed jessica was wearing her boots, and asked if she had her shoes- she wasn’t sure. She walked away for a second to see if she could climb in her boots without me seeing, and then remembered her boots were in the car. I then realized that I only had my shity sneakers, and for got my shoes at home, and decided to climb barefoot. The people behind us were getting impatient and bitchy, and I told them to shut up, since they decided to sit and wait for a rout that we had barely started getting ready to climb for, and this was our first time going out and climbing.

Then I was kindof playing metroid. There aws a boss I had killedblocking a pathway- when I scanned his eye he’d come back alive a bit and I could sneak past him. This time, though, he looked at me, and I could see myself through his eyes- he was sending me a map. When I received the map, he then came out for me to fight one last time. I woke up before finishing.

I wouldn’t want to smell like poo either.

I’m not sure where we were- karle and some other guy were with me. I was drawing up and idea for a college T stotion while some other dude, a suit, talked to me while I ignoredh im. I eventulally realized that my drawing wis crap, and trashed it. Jarle and whoever had just gottenb ack, but I asked if they wanted to take a break. They did, and e headed down to the beach. I ran along the loating pier, and jumped in. Shortly afterwards, I started turning into vegetables. A witch in the house nearby wasi n the window and pointing at me. I arn over and tried stopping them. Karle came to. I was able to krock the witch down and make herdrop her cardboard wand. She picked up a small piece and started reciting a spell. I grabbed it out of her hands, pointed it at her and fiished with something random.

I tore up the wand and said some spell about smelling like poo. She turned into a dog. I threw the wand out into the otcean for it to get swept away, and then I wokeeup. I’m going back to sleep now.