I think I was back at my parents house. Louie had died and for some reason I baked him like a turkey for dinner. I was having a few friends over, and I got pissed at Profit for bringing like 30 extra people. I was pretty sure there wasn’t going to be enough Louie for everyone.
WTF Why are you here?
I went back to Massachusetts for the holidays. There was snow out and as soon as I got there there was a party going on at my parents house with weird people over. Mindy had a kid and Adam was in town. I asked him why he flew out and he said it was a surprise and had to do with my big gift. I grabbed my boxes from mom & dad and opened the first one. It was some dishwasher parts and soap. the second was the same exact thing. I was so confused and Adam said to open the last one, since those weren’t it. The last gift was an ipad 2. I think the confusion of how the hell an ipad was a gift worth coming out for ended up causing me to wake up.
Batmens loves crazy weathers.
I was back in boston for some erason. supposedly at ron and maureens but the house was very different and the living room was entirely outdoors. Some random people brought a bunch of poorly behaved dogs over and they wouldn’t stop jumping on us or barking and there wassome annoying fat bitch that kept getting in our way as we watched tv. I went outside for a bit and it started raining lightly out, which I enjoyed and wakled aruond in, and then it got a bit windy and the rain ended up sort of just flying around in horizontal sheets that we all started playing with and sticking our hands through to make designs. Then the weather wind picked up more and started blowing dust around everywhere and clouds turned bright orange. The rain picked up and starting storming harder with lightning and pouring rain and the clouds went from orange to a bright red as it started to snow. I was pretty happy to have been back home for that.
Once the weather calmed down I went for a walk and noticed my parents walkin gdown a n alley i remember getting mugged in before. I tried warning them but they kept going, and as I saw people alking up behind tem i hopped down off some building and started kicking everyones ass. Dad just stood there with a handfull of mail with his jaw dropped and mom was in shock i think. I think I killed one of them, or permanently disabled them when I tried snnapping theirn eck
Catching up on what I remember.
Been having some bizarre dreams lately and haven’t been writing them down, so I barely remember them enough to write anything.
There was one where I stole an Apache AH-64 helicopter I found abandoned in the woods. I had some troubles flying it, but eventaulaly got it over to where I found the army base, and left it for them . When I went to ask them for my backpack which I forgot with it, they said they had confiscated it.
Last night had max getting run over by a car and dying, but it seemed more like casey in the dream. Dad was super depressed and ended up invented some now dog protecting trap that was layed out at the edge of the yard and would activate like a bouncing betty mine- except it would surround the dog in a trap and launch it back into the yard.
WHERES MY CHOCOLATE!?
Aparently san francisco had banned all unhealthy foods, or at least, a great deal of them, including chocolate. we went to get icecream and the chocolate bits in it were some crappy substitute that tasted like cardboard. also the sundae topping was some soy wipped cream and those carnival peanuts.. not sure why that was healthier or better than hot fudge but they wouldn’t give you any of that. There was some protest going on but I don’t know what for, and some building had huge steps to get in and out of, like 3 foot tall steps. crazy!