Goddamn I'm amazing.
I was staying at Justin & JoAnn’s, and woke up to rush to the bathroom. I was too sow and fired a giant rock-solid crap out, catching it in my hand. I then flooded their bathroom, and it all darined out through a heating vent.
This is sadly, and disturbingly all I remember of the dream.
About 4 years ago, Justin and I said to each other in perfect unison, “Hey cunt, wanna learn to scuba dive?” “Yes.”
I then almost immediately moved out to California, leaving Justin to get certified on his own a few months later. Jenny’s into scuba diving as well. She’s been certified since she was 13, and had her father as a diving buddy. With my inheriting Ray’s gear, and Justin coming out next September for a wedding, it seemed like the perfect time for me to get off my ass and into the ocean.
I was reading something on reddit about how a 300 thousand dollar car was stolen for a joyride. it listed dan as a suspect,and later down in the commentcs someone moentioned that hiw sife admitted to it. Reading voer the article some more, it also listed me as a probable suspect. I never even got questioned or anything though, since apparently she had fessed up already.
I had parked my car by some large dumpster in a parking garage. I came back to it and noticed the side door had been crunched in a bit. Looking inside, it was quickly apparent that someone had ransacked all my stuff and stolen practically everything. My camera included.
Louie peed in the apartment and I asked Jenny whether she wanted to clean it up or take him out tofinish. She didn’t answer my question, but answered with something general that didn’t pck between the two. I asked again, specifying to choose one or the oter ad she kept giving general answers and not choosing one. I satrtoed getting more and more frustrated and veentually i think told her to take him and go. Then a bat started flying in and out of the house, which was now my parents living room. It flew in and out a few times and then landed on the floor. Its wings folded up like an imperial shuttle, but all all four sides. It then started lighting up really brigt, and i noticed it was also peeing on the floor. My appreciation and love of bats then went out the window and i started swatting it with a broom and its bits floated alround the room like ashes.