Awesomely Modest

I wos living in some house at the edge of a cliff.  someone came and rang the doorbell and i looked souside and there was a line of native americans down below in front of trees.  they started attacking, and then i heard gunfire as well.  mobsters started coming out behind the trees with guns, the natives hired them to help kill me.  they didn’t seem to care though and shot through them all before trying to get closer to my door.  i had some pressure powered gun that shot bolts of water which wasn’t seeming to do much good.  eventually the tide came in and lifted them all up tho my doorway.  i used a towel to try and push the water out as they fought to get in.

later on, i traveed through time to visit this area and ws talking with the version of myself who had fought the people off.  he was still dirty and tired and bruised.  we basically traded off times to live in.

Jenny, jugs, peter and I were stranded in the water.  there were some ilands in the disntance but we couldn’t get to them.  there was a large ship next to us that i climed up and was able to bypass the fingerprint scanner somehow.  once we snuck inside, we realized we were i the death star as it was being rebuilt.  they were rebuildin things with ccardboard though, since they didn’t have the budget anymore.  in order to fit in, we started helping with the cardboard cutouts of things.  they all started on a tie fighter, while i pieced together and spraypainted a large imperial logo.  after a bit i decided we should try sneaking further into the ship.  we walked casually, and noone said anything, but as we passed darth vader and his little floaty bot with needles, i spanicked and woke up.

there was sume sub restaurant that had a special going on to make a giant sub.  one of my friends said it ent to the ceiling, so i got one.  it did not, it just had a ton of sauce sprayed on it and lots of lettuce.   i was adisapointed, but whateve.  it also gcame with a giant int chocolate ice cream sundae.  about the size of a fish bowl.  after i left there i noticed a car fallowing me.  i assumed it was my boss so i made a few quick turns to lose them and drove home unfollowed. i t was late, but i didn’t want to be bothered, so i pulled into our neighbors house.  i reversed in with the lights off just in case, and eventually ended up parking almost in the bakc yard while i pulled up my computer to do wthatever.  ast some point my brother and garret showed up.  garret was laso avoiding working at night, my broter just wanted to bring a dog to play with.  after a little while mary came out and started chatting with us.  she said she had gotten into uisng facebook for its permission system and we talked about that for a bit.  eventually  i decided to goback home and she gave me a b ig hug, which i told her is shy she sees me so rrely.

started off witha night of drinking in a city with jenny and some friends.  at soe point we decded to see scott pilgrim and callled up schaffer to make him watch as well.  one of my other friend’s was alo going.  schaffer kept coming up to the theatre and waling away again and again as it was lie 3 in the morning and he had to work the net day.  eventually i managed to convince him and then we ended up roaming around the building in the city instead.  it was a bad neighborhood andwe ere the wimpist people out there.  we got onto theroof of the building wich was significant far some peace happening event betweeen some soldiers and some gangsters and the bth of them bacing down, wehn some gangters came up and started harassing us.  we decided to break and run for it by splittning up a bit and making it so they could only chanse one of us. i woke up and saw i had drunkenly emailed him several times, eventually using emaladdresses like shothead instead of shithead.

later i was going into some abandoned building and was surpried it as opened to actually get into.  i went up the stairs inside and realized that i was actually at the scene for msomething really bad, and again told my friend to run like hell and split up .  i looked behind us and noticed that tow of my friends had been wrangled by someone that chased them out the door.  i thought they were going to be illed right away , but for some reason tehy weren’t and i ran bac past to knock them free.  we started running around the building together but some girl tried shooting at us.  i manaegd to grab her and somehow kill her, and we kept running aroud the building hoping for safety.  it turned ito a sortof ditch and a dead end, with a larged fence with barbed wire at the top.  the girl i had just killed was also there and i thought we were’ dreaming.  she exlained that while it was similar, it wa still very real.  we had just played through one posssible outcome we were now playing thorugh the other possibility.we again decided to split and run, and my friend was caught right awy as i lept for the fence and started climbing.  when i looked back the looked at me and told em to have a good life.  i nodded my head and kept climbing towards a spot in the fence a tre had knocked out the barbs.  i hopped over it and over a nother sort fene and past that there was a concrete wall over a highway.  i climbed over that and hopped onto some highway signs with trees near them hiding and watching to see if they followed after me.  i saw some kids on bikes go by but that was int.

There was some rivalry going on between people in red and people in blue.  i came with some people to wear red as a show of support and to help show numbers wernt dwindlin as people in red were bing beaten and killed.  we walaked through slush in some circle of a path repeatedly, it was walled off fro the blue, but they basically stayed on their side by choice.  there were a few areas where the wall opened up and people would stand and wait there to shove or hit you a bit until you managed to get past them.  one of the guys i was with got beaten pretty bad at this point but i had already gotten past, so i just watched silently from a safe spot to see if he managed to get back up.  he never did.

later i was at some job and a girl asked me for hel with her computer when she moved.  i thought it was for movig buildings and tried talking her out of doing it until the building was prepared, but she said it was for moving homes.  i told her i could remote assist her any time but she insisted i come over to her house for it.  she told me to follower her, and she led me all around the office looking for a private place and i realized what whas going on.  next i  was up on some shelving unit in the storage area with a ladder going up and she had left.  i climbed down figuring i must have sent her off or she got angry when i said i had a girlfriend.  i went outside and walked around a bit .  tere was a large bunch of ropes and tubing along the ground for some diggers in the area.  aparently one had fallen and hurt herself because she didn’t remember some safety procedure, and she was freaking out more that she’s never forgotten that before.  i followed along the ropes a bit and then started heading back into  a school building.  people were being retarded, both going in and leaving it.  screaming and running and sliding down steps and blocking ofof doors.  i ust walked through and ignored them though.