Awesomely Modest

I was on a sailboat wit somegirl and her father, she was teaching em how to mop up the edck and poingting things out to me as we sailed past them.  the boat was pretty small.  shortly after i had finished a few rounds of mopping a huge wave came and covered the deck again.  she lafhed and commented on how quickly work gets undone on the ocean.  after that we went under to go to bed.  shortly after going into the cab we heard someone yelling loudly not to look and there was a bright flash and a huge wave that came onto the boat.  i thin kshe was nervous about us sinking.  after that, we felt someone on the boat.  tehre was some guy who had been shot.  he was looking for someone.  the girl cowered as he reached his arm into the cab blindly.  right as he was about to grab me i grambed his wrist and broke one of his fingers.  it came right offf.  i broke another and another as he kept coming down the steps, an when he finally ot into the cab i saw he had some bulky backpack and containers on him which turned out to be lasers.  he started pointing it at me when someone else ran in front of e and blocked it.  the cab kept growig bigger and bigger and eventually became a large indoor city.  everyone had the backpacks and containers on the shulders and on their hands.  the guy who saved me started explaining teh  city and how everyone lived in a game where they were ready to battle another lazer weilding person at any time.  it as kind of like the highlader in a sense, because when you beat someone you could take their lasers off them and use them yourself.  the guy we were running rom ha a lot of lasers, and a bone to pick with me because i beat him.  at some point i picked up agreen laser and put it on my hand.  it wa some big bulky fabric that adhered itself to me.  i couldn’t figure out how tot urn the beam donn or anything.  when i swa the guy chasing me in an elevator i ran after him and he commsenetd he didn’t play like that.  we had to agree on a time and place to battel.  I agreed and he nervously showed me how to turn down my laser so i could walk around normally.  i also asked if there was a way to remove it and sitch hands it was fastened to.  it seemed like you weren’t really supposed to ever remove it, but he showed me how by pushing a few release butons. when he pulled it off my hand, he put it on his own, laughing at me.  i ran and hid befind e curtain against a wall here the friendly guy found me.  he got me a weak yellow laser in the meanwhiel and helped me sneak out unnoticed.  there were some other guys under the curtain it seemed like behind wall courtains was similar to truck stops in that theyh hooked up there anonymously. i moved faster up the stairs, and then walked ehind some extremely long sleder horse wearing a yellow tux. i didn’t see the bad guy around at all as i walked along side my friend, but then found my self getting lifted into the air.  he had some large ballloon powered airboat and a cla that grabbed me.  i ripped the claw in half and started hiding under things as well, not knowing where he might show up next.  i found him waking and my friend and i snuck up behind him, my friend bumped into him briefly and pinched something, and i then ran in front of him and shot my laser.  it was too weak to hurt him, but he started passing out anyways.  my friend had dad pinched something that caused him to be temporarily breathlesss.  i took ome lases from him and ran, not knowing how long he’d be out.  there was some point where i had two on my hands and was aiming them at some pairs of women who were threatening someone.  teh first pair stooddown, but the second cgroup only one did.  the other ron around dominantly after i backed down myself.

I wa heading out to get some food with Jeff.  It was rainy and muddy out, I offered to take my car because my phone was dead but his car was already on the road.  for some reason he started smearing his muddy shoes all over the steering wheel.  we nent to some village tavern where there were a few knights eating bread as we eate the blueberry muffins that we came in with.  i kept wondering if i should tell him he was going to die soon and asked him what day it was, he said the 16th.  instead of flat out telling him ikept suggesting he make the most of h is time and enjoy himeslfn.

Later, i was at some park practincing my golf swing on a basebal field.  There were several others doing the sme, and some of u s were even using the same areas as a target.  somehow i got a hole in one using a putter, everyone was confused by that.  I then joined one family to their country club where we continued practicing.  There was one indoor room that the husband and I were injoying.  I susgested hitting the ball as hard as possible from around the wall and seeing if the ball would ricochet and hit us.  the wife didn’t like that.  eventually I left but forgot my bag in that room.  The wife was giving me a ride somewhere and I asked if she could call her husband and have him grab it, but she was having prone problems and couldn’t get ahold of him.  I eventually just walked back over to pick them up.

i was at school with neil patrick haris as my teacher.  gor some reason i had my lockpicks bocked up in front of me and evereyone in the class had brought in b ackup tapes from somewhere for me to get ready to be sent out.  during the lecture i realized none of the tapes were labeled and so i started sorting them out o try and get client labels assigned to them before people forgot what they brought in.  seth had some special tapes that were supposed to be very sfast to write to, but they looked like thsoe cflipping stamps.  there were also some from a tv station that looked lie slightly fatter psps.  there was also one that had some weird shit on the tape and nobody wa owning up to having brought int in.  ten my boss sent out an email about it but t turned out to be from a museaum . he felt bad afbout the email being fairly rude.

I was will smith’s kid and we just moved into some giant mansion.  While I was messing with a  window blind in one of the rooms some painting strated taling to me and asking about us.  It was also sort of insulting us for pretending we ere rich enough to live there.  will found some bizarre shaped trap door in frot of the washing machine that fell down to the next floor.  I started ignoring the painting and washing off some shelving.

at first jenny and i and a few friends ent out o some outdoor rokc climbign gym.  we went once before and set up my tent for us to keep our gear and change in.  my tent was a big dome.  the second time it started raining and i asked if someoen wanted metoset the tent up again.  they did.  tehn we noticed that the rain caused the place to be pertty empty and wondered were we shoud climb.

after that, i was back home and had some people over.  i started playing some game that seemed somehat like what i’ve played o f halflife .  i brought my computer out y the front steps for them to thry it out.  they comlained about my old keyboard and i laughed at them saying if i ever got a new mac i’d snap the keyboard in half.  i realize while typing this i have the new keybard.

then jenny and i decided to go to some ocean cliff.  she had mentioned one looking nice, i had actually been to it that day on adams recomendation, it wa s a bit tough to climb though.  she climbed down by the ocean uring low tide and i follobed.  the waves were hiting my hoe and butt and i needed her help to balance ond get on the rock properly.  then we noticed some tiny little oat slowly drifting in between the rocks.  I thought it was pretty cool until i realized something ai to beb up with that boat to be sneaking in like that, it was also descuized as a rock.  i jumped on top of it to keep them from climbing out.  when i ohpped of, it got lifted into the air and then a coffin slid out and the power rangers jumped out of it.  i was hiding ina bush watching as they ran around super fast and took in everything around them.  when they eventually found me i tod them michael bluth created the universe and they seemed to buy it.

alsoa t one point i was back in school for osmething.  i needed to solder and was happy to have a sodering sttino set up instead of needing to warm up the iron in my backpack.