Awesomely Modest

First I was in some thristf shop looking place that was run off gamblign.  some game where you had 6 dice and had to predict how many would land on a certain face or use it to gamble on economic stuff.  profict was gambling based on tchips from thailand.  my first game i only rolled 2 dice, and never paid attention to them.  apparently i won a lot and then lost it all by never collecting.  you’d pile the winning dice on top of each other, making your odds smaller and smaller each time until you cached out.  at one point i won my choice of tree stump chairs.  some were actual stumps, some were super minamalistic metal stump-looking things.  i chose the emtal one because it was sthe smallest and i had no space already to put it.  Later we went to a pool in vegas where andy richter was hanging out with a bunch of fake bitches that leeched off him.  i went into the water, but stayed in warm sunny arts of it.

later i was in my apartment and the landlord came in unnnounced to fix some vent in the closet.  i was sleeping on the floor and decided i might as well get up for work instead of sleeping in.  he then tried to sell me his old boat that was in the kitchen, i had to explain that i couldn’t afford to live on a boat nor would it make getting to work easier.  i also had a gun which i hid in a mini fridge, and discovered my room had an extra closet all along.

I was at my parents house and people kept wanting to come over to get jenny’s signature for something.  she had become famous as a writer i think.  when her nubber one fan came by for an autosgraph and we didn’t want her to come in, she pushed in anyways and headed downstairs.  eventually her and a friend were in the garage and i was trying to pull them out, they had another friend still outside.  at some point derrick chimed in with some legal advice ot them and they actually left.

Then I was out do tdinner with my family, we were in some bigg ballroom set up with tables and natalie portman was hosting.  for some reason omeone had talked of different ways to prank the movie theatre, like locking the doors from the insided and stuff.  she overheard and got really pissed but wouldn’t let u sexplain how it worked.  turned out, she was just pissy at the entire room.  every table she went to she was extremely rude, only a few of the tables bothered to talk back to her and try and set her in her place.  my chair also had no back which was weird.  for deserrt we had someone making us a sort of crepe and french toast hybrid .  I had also heard from danielle that they got a place in millis and I’d get to see her during our vacation.

Then I was riding a schoolbus taht had cilnt eastwood always sitting in the back minding his own business.  one day he started talking to me about how he was going to dye and i didn’t say much.  some other studends started asking him questions and laughing at him, but i started getting interested in the landscape outside.  it hand turned into giant cavers and huge crazy looking trees.  we got off the bus together and found that there were also dionsaurs outside, but they seemed strangely trained.  eventually some raptor started carrying a few other students and i a good distance.  i eventually figured out what it was doing and jumped off.  it was bringing us to its baby for its first kill.  i found clint behind a rock finding off anothre dinosaur similar to the one in jurassisc park that spat stuff to blind its victims -only it wasn’t spitting and it only had a flap on top and below its neck that opened up.  when we got rid of it we started looking for safety and came across ozzy working a construction crane.  he lifted me up top of a construction nrig with the crane, but i hopped bakc down to see if i could help them both work.

There was some hudieous witch that kept her fingers interwoven in the same direction while holding my hands as well.  depending on if she had garlic cloves or small peoarl onions in her hand the sgame would have had different settings and difficulty.  I think I chose the normal difficulty with neither.  all i remember apart from that is that immediately after stabbing some enemy and seeing their eyes widen and mouth gasp, i woke up.

I hwas finding out more about som ealiens acllled the alpha ochis while jenny was in the shower.  i grabbed my mountain bike and went off to find them.  i saw some dead animals on the street as i diid it and every time i tried biking offroad to get a closer look i forgot about the huge ditch and flipped over and smacked my groin into the handlebars.   then it later started raining and i put on some googgles but they zoomed in a bit and it made biking in the rain confusing.

later there were anliens called the hangaars and our only option was to run.  they had laser or sonic lassos.  there was a washing machine that opened into an area withnhanging cgreen moss that we jumped into to eskcape.

i woke up groggy around two acolock and walked into my parents living room to put on tv.  i was tired, but gave in to teh fact that i couldn’t sleep anymore.  eventually mom walked in and started yelling at mefor sleeping in so late.  apparently it was 2pm and not 2am and i hadn’t so much gotten up early as slepet most of the day away, despite going to bed eacrly.  as i got dresssed for work adam was in my room also getting ready, apparently also just having hotten up. he was on the phone with someone and somehow my bputting on a belt ended us with his leg strapped to mine as i tried getting to the bathroom to brush my teeeth.  i was laughing at the mirror because my hair was insane.

later i was in a school and had to take some test.  i walked all around the campus for a bit, there was a lot of pupppets in various stages of creation there, and a cute blonde girl in a lab codet and a patch over one eye.  there was also a puppet with a patch over its eye i noticed.  when i started taking the test a friend came by and also had to take it .  we sat next o each other in the hallay and it was masically designing a cover for sosme microseft program.  she wizzed away with some 90s looking patterns and i sort of just stared at the paper  barely drawing anything.  At some point we heard gunshots in the distance, but nobody seemed to be phased by it.