Awesomely Modest

I was in Saras basement and there was a huge boxweaver spider web. It was basically a large 4-sided tunnel held in the middle of the room by supporting web. Nobody else seemed to mind it, and Sara grabbed the supporting webs and shook it around to show how strong it was.

I woke up screaming.

Update: Forgot to type up about my other dream afterwards, with giant aliens pulling people open like lobster tails and pulling the digestive tract out before eating them.

I was reading some news website and saw my aunt and uncle in a picture for some peopl e that got to have a special thankyou dinner o n a yacht for donating to bichons. later on the page i saw a picture of my dad in chjail with a caption talking about he wouldn’t give up his pricnciples for something. mom wouldn’t eplain it to me.

then i was fixing some girls laptop and she rested her arm awkwardly on me and then kissed my forehead. she an d another girl were talking about something in chinese and then mentioned being single and i old her she was out of luck.

I was with my dad at a gracery store buying some stuff. on the way out I saw erc and said hello, and then we couldn’t find our car. we parked next to some tree and eventually found it and was surprised that we forgo twe put a bunch of balloons around the tree so we could nfind it. some guy saw us takin the balloons down and started bothering us about them. there was apparently some storm coming up as well. Then I was with momm and dad and peter and grandma, driing around in a big suv that dad had just recently bought. i was in a shitty mood from having a bad week and little sleep and it was on my way to justins birthday party. we were at the grocery store parking lot and had an arguent and everyone stopped answering my questions. i got out of the car while it was moving and just went for a walk alround the parking lot. then i woke up in a panic thinking my tooth’s crown had fallen out and my mouth was bleeding, and ran to the bathroom for cold water rinsing. then i really woke up.

Jenny, Tym and I were in some grassy field with a crowd of other people. In the distance there was some city where we saw a giant strangely shaped black form with green and pink edges moving around. While we watched it some buildings appeared to disappear or collapse, and then a large mass of birds started flying out of the city and towards us. As the birds approached it looked like a giant tunnel as they swarmed around us and missed our faces by inches. I announced that we all should probably run, the crowd agreed. Jenny and I ran off in a bit of a different direction while everyone else just basically ran with the flow of birds. I looked back and wondered what happened to Tym, but we couldn’t go back. There was a wave of dirt and snow engulfing the people. The black mass came over to us and explained that it was merely trying to incite rage in whatever god existed so that he could fight for our devotion. I forget his name, though it sounded confusingly similar to Pastafarian. Some of the black mass came out and absorbed into us so that we’d be able to fly and share a consciousness. At some point I went back to the large pile of snow over where the people were, forming communities under the snow and creating homes, and that they were all actually perfectly fine. I thought I woke up at one point and saw Emily mention on Twitter that there had been a few hundred people who reportedly had this same dream.