Awesomely Modest

I got a job as an ra at jennys school solely to piss off and fight her boss. Also at one point I had to set up a pathway from a hallway window over an invisible bridge like in Indiana jones.

Jenny wanted to get her pinkies cut off because she never used them for anything and they served her no purpose. I couldn’t talk her out of it, and she had someone with hedge trimmers and a bucket cut them off.

Later there was some killer who could morph his shape and become invisible killing random people and other super heroes. Apparently he came around every decade or so and killed wrongdoers brutally. I helped the ninja turtles hunt him down and eventually kill him.

I was at some farm getting a tour oraound and they were showing us the sarea where they cryogenically freeze humans and then shatter them into pieces.  in the next room they had a giant deep frier, where they then fried the pieces.  I was told that they change the oil between humans and animals and vegietables, but someone offered me a piece of letture that was briefly dipped in the human oiland another piece briefly dipped in the vegetable oil.  i emntioned that you can’t really tell considering nobody ever deep fries lettuce, and neither were actually deep fried, just coated in the oil and hadn’t had a chance to really take on the flavour.

I don’t remember much but basically there was some giant creepy house I was going to and soeone pwas posessed by a witch.  There were 4 types of powers, red, green, blue, purple and they worked similar to Eternal Darkness wehere each one was stronger and weaker than atherther.  I had to thelp some girl get free from the place and kill the witch, which I think I did or came close to doing once and then somehow it all got reset and the girl didn’t remember anything.  I thought it’d be quick and easy the second time but I forgot the order i had to do things.  We were behedding the other kids who were in the house and throwing their heads down in to the swampi looking baseement until I neded them to defeat the witch.

I was protecting my ids on some farm.  some people were tyring to steal our corn or nd i scared them off for a bit.  when they came back i was hiding in the bushes by where they parked.  i tried popping their front tire with a nail, but they then backed up and left.  as i was going to find them i came across some warehouse where baby toys were assembled or grown and tested.  they were in pens with tiny children in them playing with things like rubbier chew rings and rattles.  the pens were all filthy and wet and the children looked weathered.  when i tried to help one get some toy i was yelled at for interfering with them.

Later, I was with a bunch of spies and we had set up some laboruate meeting room cosisting of small bits of each of our biedrooms.  they all formed a big box for us to talk in which prevented people from hearing us and were very dimly lit so nooone could photograph us.  at oine point there was something wrog with the boxes and we went looking around and that’s when the real spies started killing the fake ones ade to look like them.  someone was trying to get information from a coulpele of us and dressed up like the others to try and get it.  W. changed locations and brought the boxes to some warehouse area and set them bock up.  some little girl then found a masked man figure under the sinck which we figured was transmitting our location and possibly our ocnversation.  and that’s when more people came in and started shooting up the place.