Awesomely Modest

Jenny and I went to meet some friends at the museoum of science.  there wasn’t much of a line getting in to uy our tickets, but the second we went back to show our tickets and get in there was a pretty big line.  one of the guys there said we could run around to the back and skip a head of aveerything.  he pointed out to not stop and look ant anythnig with aper infront of it, becouse then we get sucked into the mobius of displays.  we ran through theb ack and through the cafeteria and out the back door to the pool.  everyone else had long gotten there, i’m not sue how we took so long to tcatch up.  the pool was pretty small and that was magnified by how many friends came.  i put my stuff down and immdiately ewt nback into the building to find the bathroom.  wehn we got back most pople were already done swiming and i hoppped on the diving board and jumped really high expecting to dive, until i ended up going way too high and off to the side and landing on my feet.

I was in some military thing and when I had suited up i found that my keychain had been stolen.  so did our head perosn guy, who got pissed that they now had our keys.  i went insidie to put my shoes on and held up everyone a few minutesthere was also a excel file i had to go oover on colleges taht somehow had to do with peter and his ex.

then I was in some hotel room with students ore osmething andsome teenage girl was getting an abortion done in my bothroom.  i had to go really bad and was holding y ass to try and gkeep it in, running around trying to find a place to take a crap.  there was a toilet under the bed if you folded up the foot of the bed.  just a toilet seat and a plastic bag attached to the bottom of it.  i used that and left a giant crap.  not wanting to just leave that visible in the clear bag, I started tying it off and bringing it to the bathroom garbage now that it hand freed up in there.  the bag started ripping and i started getting crap all over me as i tried to keep it from getting on the carpet.  i eventually ended up throwing all of my clothes in a pile on the floor, scrubbing down the tile couneter and taking a shower to clean myself off.  surprisingly nobody was oo offended or grossed out, and were quite cooperatetive.

I was working on some omputer issue while adam tried fixing some stupid hardware issue.  it wasn’t working so oi offered to give it a go.  the laserdisc drive was having trouble, and i noticed that simply putting a laserdisc in the drive aws causing it to crack like crazy.  we swapped another drive and it did the same thing.  eventually we just said that people neededto use something far more modern than laserdisc and we wer’nt going to fix it.

Then I was trapped in some witches house with one of her minoins.  wthe witch had gone out and had to run errands and the minion was watching me.  they had to go run same things too though, and decided to leave e locked in the house in a locked up room.  after i moved my doll out of the way of hers, and swappped some clothng from them so i might use mine for something as if it was theirs, i came back in and they warned me that opening the front door would banish me fror all time.  they left, aquickly came back in and ended up talking to some friend on the phone for a while.  a little while later they eventually left and i started figringout how i’d get out.  i took some tears from the crying schandaleer and made long thin picks out of them, which i stuod up on top of and managed to get into the witch’s room. behind her bed was some spechial looking knife that i grabbd then i noticed a similar one in a little hole high up on the wall.  i couldn’t reach it, so i bent one of the tears into a hook shape and pulled it out.  .  unsure which was real i looked them over for markings of being old and having been sued , figuring she cared for and was emotion al about the knife.  i threw the suspected fake down and went back to the other rom.   heard the whitch coming up to the door and took the platstic safety tip off the knife,and the moment she opened the door i stabbed her in the gut.  she was not happy to be stabbed with her own knife. She then tried to seduce me my changing her form.

There was some bridge we had to cross that was all rundown and broken.  After we made it we went to some ice cream shop that I could’nt read the menu, but huge people dressed as M&Ms kept walking in the door and getting bashed in the head and leaking crumbly peanut butter everywhere.  Afterwards I was at some party that my gradeschool crush Bethany was at.  I never spoke to her and just sat around with my hood on and being dark and brooding.  At one point she was talking about where she was living and I simply clarified “San Diego, still?”  Shortly after a woman in a dress came up and tapped her shoulder and they left.

I also think I dreamt of some racoons leaning up on my tent and tried screaming at them but no sound came out.  Then I actually woke up and told Jenny to be quiet so I could listen for them.  (we had been camping and fending off hungry racoons all night long)

Went to a sharks game with steve and ndan.  we had some table to sit and watch on a big scereen reserved, but we were somewhat looking to sell our seats.  We stayed and watched most of the game from there, but eventually toward the end we switched tickets with someone that had two rooms seserved.   i headed to the room after changing keys and found steve already in there and i think it had become his apartment.  i looked around a bitand found joann on the pornch.   she had just woken up from some dream that was freaking her out.  she had on green eye makeup.  when i asked about the dream she said there were horsies in it taht told her numbers.  she asked me what number the horsey said and i told her four.  she said in teh past the horsie told her six, but she didn’t know what it meant.   shortly after she passed back out on a bench and i couldn’t awke her up.  I tried yelling her name, shaking her and smacking her face and lifting her up nothing woke her she  just kept breathing heavily in her sleep.  I left to find justin and see about helpingand when i eventually got himo n the phone he seemedc oncerned too and I told her what I knew.  I also headed over and continued talking about him with her dream and usddenly she was up and mad that we were talking about it.We started heading back into their house and there was a large package to bring in, i think it was a bike.  Justin was waiting for a letter from his father paying something off.  he didn’t think he’d get it though.  at one point his father showed up with a lawyer to hand over the letter.   his dad sounded like a bit of a jerk and when justin opened the letter and pulled out a 2 dollar checkque he knew his dad as fucking with thim.  justin got really short and sarcastic with his answers until his father left.  it wasn’t snowy out, but it was wet and salty on their floors lie it had been snowy out.  I went to their back room to put some things down and saw their acquarium, which had tons of weird animals, like fish that looked like seals the size of my finger, and yelped for food.  the back room was also covered in sand, and some fish and worms and snakes lstarted coming up fromit and playing around.  there wa s one snake that oved entirely backwards.  apparently tehy hada good relationship wit their vet to make sure the different species would coexist.  i touhght the b ackwards snake bit me, but jonn noticed my hand and said it was a bloodworm seeping into my skin and i had to pull it out quick.  i didn’t.  there was a second than i started swiping at and it started getting pulled out of my hand, but i woke up.