Awesomely Modest

I was heading to some restaurant with everyone and i noticed the car rin front of us looked like they had urned the entire car into a speaker.  there was fabric everywher and even on the driver’s  head.  it looked hilarious.  we pulled into some fast food restaurant’s driveway and laughed as we passed them.  inside, there was something mentioning a n open source project to make ordering food ta mcdonoalds better.  i took the andvertisements to tkake a look at it.

Later, Jenny and i were shopping at some store for underwear.  she was looking for something that wasn’t jst a boring solid colour, and we asked a person if they had anything like that.  we were taken to this remote section of a store that as unlit at first, and underneath a flight of stairs.  she had to puh stuff out of the way tooo, and then they were low to the gorund.  there were one or two pairs she was looking at, but still nothing good.  we then looked for some shirts and while she was trying a shirt on another employee came up and said the store was closing so they could have a special dinner with the sharks.  we started saying that the woman helping us seemed like a nece jewish woman that would steal us a bunch of food and make sure we ate.  then we were kicked out.  as we left we walked past the sharks and some other hockey team that had carninals on their uniform.  the ground started becoming covered in ice, and we had iceskates on.

I made jenny skate over to the far ramp, so we could do one or two loops around the ice rink, but the way around was on dirt.  people were skating on dirt as though it ere ice, just faling over a lot.  i fell several times as well.  the place to get onto the ice was in a woods y area, and some tortured old man was out there angry we were around.  we went on the ice and jenny skated around really fast and i had no idea how she suddenly could do tah.  later we all agot angyr that the rink was shitty and they made us skate on cement, so we scraped up all the ice and made big piles of it, and then threw our skates away.

I think we were back east visiting danielle and dirty on my birthday.  jenny wouldn’t even give me hints as to what was planned.  at first they wanted me to send some goofy message written in leetspeak to facebook via text message.  I tried opening up gogle voice’s webpage on my phone to send a text message from that, rather than my phone.  i could’nt find the text message link anywhrer though.  venetualy i gave up and took a picture of the message, and posted it on twitter so it would go to facebook.  I think I also had to call someone and veriyf the message, since it couldn’t be processed automatically lixe the text.

I was on irc and saw someone with a similar email address to my dad spamming some crap,  and then looking itno it further found it was actually him.

later, we all went to bed.  i was sleeping under the bushes at my parents house when i heard people outside.  i had a blanket over me, andI don’t think most people saw me.  I could hear them having a waterfight even tohugh it was still pitch dark out.  I carefully grabbed the hose, in case anyone turned it on- figuring they’d see me then anyways.  Eventually peter turned it on, and I just sputn around and soaked him.

Jenny pointed out what we presumed was the planning phase of the fight, on twitter at like 3i n the morning.  a bunch of people talking back and fourt that were hidden.  then covered up by hunderds of posts of some comic, which was vertically seamless

somehow my room ended up with two large fish tanks and some small kritter keepers.  i think we were waching some animals for some kid.  things kept getting out of their container though.  I heard something hopping behind my desk and went to try and gra bit.  Instead, i found a praying antis, some other inesct, and a weird prple and orange sluggish duckbillish looking thing.  Never found what was hopping orund.  I told the kid that unless stehy keep the lids for the containers tightly cloased, she may never see them all again if they sexcape.  there were wtow containers that were empty, and dan reached into one of the fishtanks and grabbed at a fist-sized puffer.. it was purple and puppefd up.  he said he was going to throw it in the little tank so it wasn’t umpty.  while i was standing there i felt a sharp paini n my foot, and upo n looking at what the hell was over there, i saw a worm, and rather than picking it up with my hnds i grabbed some paper to try and scoop it up.  when i went to get it i saw it was like 3 feet long, and the moment i tried to get it it quickly slithered into the closet.

met up with some super old friend i’d somehow ocme back in ocontact with.  tings were going wel until he brought up pot, and started smoking it, and i got bored and started watching tv.  i was calling the movie on toons i think, but it seemed more like escape from new yeork or something.  i was mentioning how good it was while at the same time starting to fall asleep.  the hotel room came up with a messsage that the ending of the movie would cast money and i faked being asleep when he sked about it, and watched through my nearly shut eyes as he paid the five bucks onscreen to watch it.

after that, i eventually headed home, where i had some other person as my roommate, . they tried scaring me with a crappy karate kic and a throw of a dremacast controller at me, but i diddn’t flinch.  something came on tv talking about the ersident wearing underwear somewhere, and pointed and laughed at me for also being in underwear.  then someone said while holding back their gagging that women would be declared our ost national resource, second to tampons.

I was back an the bbb andwe were rearranging the office.  i set up some weird bunkbed type setup that built a cave large enough for a a big table with lots of chairs for everyone underneath, and my workspace blacked out from the light.  kevin came around and made minor changes just to piss me off

later i was setting up a camsite in my parents yard for some reason.  i had a fancy new tendt and sleeping bag, and ound out peter basically jsut had a tarp to cover the gorund.  we started looking around fo something to use for a tent and sleeping bag then i rememebered my parents down bags.  he wasn’t happpy at first but i went off on how awesome they were.  i also tried shipping my one person ent out for him, since my parents only had the giant one.  andy was in the backyard sleeping in a sortof bivy sack or giant hanging net thing.