Awesomely Modest

I had just gone over to saras house to paly some gae when she ended up getting a call from someno and decided I should leave and she was going to go out.  I think for some video game or to play golf..  she was apologizing and explaining when same guy gcame to the door with a bunch of food.  there were cresent rollls and grapes and catfood and farm made mayo.  i helped unload the resent rolls onto plates in the cabinet.  they were super heavy and sticky and looked really ood.  i’d have asked to have one buti had to go to the bathroom bad.  before we left i walked outside and back over into her guest room area.it was sortof a bing open animal farm area and i jast walked up and past some ducks who were asking for their ball, saying sara and danielle both give them the ball.  i walked midway out and pulled my pants down and tried taking a crap.  with a rubbery, slow zippering sound i shot out a bunch of squid arms .  for a long time.  i was tilting around to shoot them in diffferent directions so they wouldn’t pile up and got some on my pclothes that didn’t make me very happy.

I was at work, in the back corner doing stuff when josh cgot chewed out for not doing work or doing it badly, and was given an ultimadum.  he made excses up and responded really strangely about the whole thing

then I was in someschoool where everyone was gathering into a small room.  some lady was breaing eggs into glassen and plates to pass around and have people eat raw.  i passed.  Conan was also tehre and ate i think one raw egga nd no more, but he ddi start pushing themonto his eyes and head and stuff.  After that, we all lied  dow somewhere ntil our namesw ere alled.  i had a nice corner spot with a drani, and wass uper happy about it.  the room was primarily filled with girls though, and quilkly turned to fighting over whose legs went where and made whatever chart or sound theyy  ewer soupposed to.  I started wondering if i’d survive the night with the girls in the room getting ore and more angry.  there wsa also some gang involvementts that were being settled.

some people got called into a room for some brian washing thing. I saw a medicine cabinet in the bedroom slowly open with a tiny gun pointed out.  I warned the others on my bed that there was a gun pointing at them without opening my eyes or moving my mouth to make it obvious that I spotted it.  The gun missed and hit the doorknob.  When i got called in,  theynurse showed a video and asked if I wanted to be happy like the people in it.  I said no, and they started pressuring me and I managed to run and get out.  I gave them a fake name, but nurses and other staf wereq uick to know to stop me as I managed to jump over the zazor and barbebd fences to my bycicle, and rushed to find my dad.   He was allso pissed at the school and happpy to see me.  We all hopped in the car with our bikes and went to the schools auditorim, thinking it was safe.  when we got there i dropped the stuffed penguin I had been given by the lady earlier, and he noticed a red liht and a camera watching out from it.t  He destroyed it and i woke up

At first I was getting it on with some rail thin chick, then moments later I was out in the woods with some friends and we were headed uphil to find a bees nest to take honey from.  we started going up the thrail and it started raining, and the ground got pretty slippery.  We were holding onto trees so we didn’t fall down.  At the top, there was a tree stump that was weathered and crumbling apart with a bees nest inside.  We took some stone carvings that looked like some crazy beetle and placed it next to the stump.  The bees poured out and moved away from the stump in fear as we scooped honey out.  they were yellow jackets though.  weird.  anyways we scooped the honey out and picked up our beetle carvings and carefully went back downhill.  We were going to use the honey for some sort of beer concoction.

I was on the beach awhn i saw a dog coming dow witha leash still attached.  i didn’t think oveit fguring maybe the owenrs were nearby and ust left it on for asy access.  later, i was even further out and saw the dog agin still with the leash and no owners.  i grabbed the dog and started playing with it, and checked it’s info.  there was a ntvelope with a name and street and town they lived in.  at first it didn’t register where they were.  i saw marlboro and figured i’d just drop in the car and bring it home.  then i realized that’s 30300 miles away.t and the dong probably didn’t walk it.  i tried calling the operator to figure out if there was a t s rosenstin on samosn road in marlboro but neither operathor or google maps were helping me .  everything i tried wasn’t working.  i just kept trying and having something go wrong like connnection timeouts, typos giving wron g results and stuff.

I was in some weird situation where i was trapped in some barn with people that didn’t put much value in tehir lives or trying to escape. i don’t remembers much.

later i was in a large hardware store and buying a huge botttel of soda. it got super complex in that i needed to cirumvent something with my credit card and had one of the employees call some friend of his and take my number to order thedrin, talking about how i lose my benefits from the card for the month. we then needed to start sorting out allen wrenches and dolls so that we could transmit the bottle. when we paged someoen that could do mbasic math and help us sort them a guy came over and looked at the botttle, which was nowhere near full, and asked how heavy it was. i lifted it with no problem, an it as hardly even carbonated as i could squeeze the otttle a ton. he laughed and suggested i should be able to handle it without any explosion. he also joked we should cut the bottle down an i asked if he could cautorize it.