Awesomely Modest

Justin joann and i were at some school for art classses.  I was staying in my pcr painting while they were inside for some stuff..  some weird guy came u to me saying his work was better, but it was just a bunch ofcolour tests on a canvas for coloured pencils, basically.  eventually justin came out and we decided to get some food so we pulled around to the schools drive thorugh figuring we’d get something crazy. he was going to tuse ancakes for hamburger buns, and i was going to order a small puppy.  inside we got some art crap, justin drew a bunch of penises and there was someone elses sculped penus on the table that i picked up like minocs. we forgot to order the crazy food.

later, i was using some outdoor bathroom that didn’t reallly have a door.  i threw some tattered shirt up in front of it and started taking a crap when brook shields came and started blocking the door better hhile someone yeled at her.  she wanted to kill someoen fro blabbing about beingp regnant or something.  she came to our house on the fourth of july with an automatic weapon and was going a bit crazy.  we kept joann away from her in case she did something rash.  my dad kept letting brooke in even though she’d end up poisining and blending our fish or trying to stab joann with a hair pin.  at one poin there was some giant ballroom inner along a superlong table, too.

I was going to highshcool for some reason and was bigger than everyone obviously.  i kept annoying the teachers with my attitude and not doing any work. oneteacher almost threw me out until another girls homework made me think of my own, which was an ugly drawing of her fcace and said shut up on it.  then there was a bathroom area in the classsroom i hwalked into and endet back up in my parents back yard in a sortof mix between harrry potter and zelda.  some monsters and pimps had pulled intno the driveway and i grabbed a sword to fight them off.  i knew gandalf was following them to me and called him out.  telling him thaht the text fight the only death would be my own. he was  ina  tree as a bird and flew down transforming back to a human.  he had some purple amuelt arund his neck that i told him not to go near.  he started talking about how i did have the ability to kill him and that he absolutely would reach for the amulet.  i yelled some magical incatntation and he got sucked up into thin air and i puled out a leather bag to try and catch the amulet as it shot towards me, but i missed.  i dodged it as it almoust bounced and touched my leg though.  then it vanished into the air as well as i’d failed to cature it.

started off by jenny and i meeting up with everyone for a movie .  we we er gonna pick up a bag of mini m&ms fo stack onbut ended up going strait to the theater bofore arlos .   we also stopped at some restaurant for dinner.  tehre was a kindof buffet in the middle of a big room and the manager was disgustingly nice.  i was super messy getting stuff from the buffet.  i think all this was in my home town, too.  after the movie we headed to arlos .  as we got out of the car and walked over i saw rob pulling in, but he looked like justin because of his clothes.  arlos door opened automatically and we headed in.  it was a bit of a mess because of the construction going on, and there was a guy in the livingroom playing with a toy train or someting.    then suddenly weere aroundsome soilons trying to sell us shit and prove tha they’re happy.  i started fucking with one of them whe came up in my face and said how much itd hlped her but she was clearly an idiot, and kept askng for all of her stuff for me to learn from.  i had her start taking photos of some other chick and i to elp them advertise.  we were making funny faces and trying to at least have good photos taken of us in which we would remain unidentified.  i kept suggesting ideas for good shots and she’d find a way to make them complete crap.  eventually i came up with an idea i as going to take an example shot of with my camera.  it was becoming dark out, and as i got on the ground and looked up for the photo, some guy came in with a 100k video camera pointed at my fce in the hopes of finally identifying me.  i quickly got up and grabbed at him and the camrea and managed to ject the tape, which wasn’t even unwrapped from its packaging.  i started laughing at the guy as the tried figuiring out how to use it and he followed me around getting more and more angry.  eventually i managed to get the camera from him and he was trying to take it away and simply break it.  coulndn’t let that happen to such an expensive videocamera.  after fucking a good deal with it while he went into another room to talk with someone briefly, i managed to get it recording so that thered be evidence of him and his violent episode.

my old babycitter cindy somehow found me and we hung out for a bit. soh showed me things she ‘s kept in oflders on her floor for the past few years. some of them i remembered, some weer new. shehad one specifically to poke someoneo n facebook. we both ended up passing out on the floor on her folders after a while. later, i was in line at school waiiting to get a turkey sandiwich. i heard they were expensive and only gave one sliceo f meat so i started preparing to make a fuss about it and asking for more or not paying as much. toward the end of the line i had to have a towel then i gotnext an line and mike d started suggesting mimosas

I was dressed sortof like the TF2 spy and was a professional assassin.  There were a few others that looked justlike me.  One of them ended up helping me out and I killed his brother, who was trying to kill both of us.  He got pissed, since he was supposed to kill his brother.

There was tons more but I don’t remember due to waiting forever to type it up.