Awesomely Modest

Forgot to type this up the other day.

I was in the Tenderloin, and Obama said we should head over to his mother’s place and he’d cook us breakfast.  It ended up being above a couple of the places we’d eaten with a friend before.  Jenny and I sat at the table while he put on a green cooking apron and started making us some pancakes.  After we had finished, we all headed outside.  In the hallway, there were a bunch of fishtanks that Jenny and I were enthralled with and I took a few pictures.

Eventually, we were walking down the street with Obama waving hello to people.  I realized I didn’t take a picture of him cooking for us, or with us all together as proof.  My father gave me his camera and we put on the autotimer setting, placing the camera on the ground to take the picture.  It had some other strange setting enabled that was cropping the picture a ton, though, and we had to retake it several times until I figured it out.  I apologized for taking so long but appreciated his patience, and he didn’t mind at all.

Was trying to go to some restaurant for lunch, but it turned out to be an Arby’s.  I think I got a drink and then left to find the original place I wanted to go.  Met up with some people that also said they were heading there, and got a ride with them.  Some cute girl in the back was all over me and we ended up at some weird fetishy type brothel or something.  The cute girl and I walked to some of the softer stuff while the guy driving went into some weird kicking/spanking room with weird dolls and stuff.  There was some room with a fat chick, forget what she was doing but afterward her hair got cut really nice and apart from being blobulous and literally egg shaped, she looked pretty good.  I woke up around this part I think.

this was an interesting one. hope i get enough of it.

I was sin some large busiess buidling where soem young blonde was having me crawl around in the garden with her, learning some basic shit te play the game. Her breasts became exposed and were used as a blowtorch, though i didn’t see how this would be atall useful. most of the stuff we tried burning didn’t burn. I thought the game was ssstuupid an was getting up to wwalk away, but the blonde ran overto me and grabbed me. despite her being a robot, she was pretty human, and convinced me to continue on.

She brought me to on elevator, and when we got out there was a door with the handle removed. She hid while we listed to voices behind it. I opened it and got arrested by security guards rather quick…starting thsi bit over, I let the voices go away before entering. she stayed behind as i examined another door, when some tall black chick came out, motioning fro me to hfollow her. we snuck around the office quickly and slowly, ducking behind things on the way to an office. I lost ther at one poit andentered some guy’s office. I thought he didn’t notice me, but when he came out looking around, I came up behind him and snapped his neck- though not quite enough. He was still moving a bit, silent, and I twisted his neck just a bit more to kill him. I realized that in this game we’re fairly free to do whatever we want. the black chick hid as the dead guy was being callef for by another woman, whe came out and saw me over his corpse. This tall older blonde chick started screaming for him as I tried pulling her away, and i still had no idea what was going on.the black chick came out and started helping me push her to the windew, yelling that it was her ault for something. i think we were going to push her out a window, but i woke up.

WAS BACK IN MEDFIELD AT THE STREET CORNER AND WE SAW A BOBCAT RUNNING BUY IN THE WOONDS. I WS JUST NJOYING TH E SIGHT, BTU SOMEONE COMPLAINEND THAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM, JUST LIKE THIS HOT REDHEAADHAD BEEN WORKING WIT. WHILE I WAS WATCHING FOR THE BOBCAT TO RECTUR SO I COUU THE 911 GUY SUGGESTED THAT I TRICK THE MONKEY INTO FORGETTING IT WANTS ME, SO I HAD SOME MARINES DISTRACT TH HAN ON VETERAN’S DAY., THEN HAD A ROPE IN A GARAGE PULL ME UP. I AS BENG CHACED AROUND LIKE A WEIRD PRONO ONLY IT WAS WITH ABULT LTAR I HAD HEARD OF. I ZIPPED UP THE ROPE TO THETANGEROUS AND SET ITUSEEE WENT TO CONNNECT TO THE TERNET AND SHE HAD STUUPID FILE SELECTEDOWHICH CLEARED LD MAKE A CALL TO ANIMAL CONTROL, I SAW A GORILLA FLEXING AND THEN JUM P OUT AND ATTACK A CAR. I STARTED DIALING 911, BUT BYTHE TIME I COULD TELL THEM WHERE I WAS, THE MONKEY HAD COME OT MY CAR, BASHED IN THE PASSENGER INODW AND WAS TRYING TO GET ME. I RAN ALL ARUND TEH 911 GUY SUGGESTED TRICKING IT INTO BEING EDSTRACTED. i had some adult star with me dance around and take her top off as i biked around and into a garage where a rope lifted me to the ceeiling and i hid

I was working at the same client site but hteey started doing some weirdedr stuff. People were stressed out. a couple people were wondering if a artiular person even worked for te company but since i wasspyin their screens i newthe answer before they asked.

there wasone guy tthat was really friendly to me, who was freaking out. there was also a boyfriend and girlfriend who does studies in space that was freaking out, wondering if some other guy actually needed to do his tests at a particular time. he said yes. basically, eh had to make a bus fly and break the sound barrier for him to research earths fluxation, whihc in testing it was suggested he used his mind to raise the bus and teleport it to far distances faster and faster. the suggestion came from a deep robot voice, and then asked if this method would tax the atmosphere at all. he said no, and then the robot voice gave a stamp of approal.

in hs real experiment, he got the bus going fastenough to break the pull, and ended up on a long windy spiral into space, it seemed. he kept walking up and down it, there were definite distortions of eerything when he neared the top. eventually he ended up walking down and thichgs had changed coloru, when he awlked to a enarby persn htey started scrambling him un provoked. he started getting strangled as soon as sitting down next to him, and my alarm went off.