Some group of peopele wanted nme dead and hired a gunman to kill me. The firrst time he accidentally shot o officer who nas there to deal withme. They tried stalling me andhaving me stand still so a sniper could get me while I was dealing with them. Somehow mistook offiecr and I nad I ran off ducking olw. This sort of thing happened for a while, just basically keeping an eye on rooves and acolites that know everything. later I as at a coworker’s place andn otice a black figure climibng onto a roof and laying down. I left and started running around tres and shit for it to make me dizzier or imposssible ofr him to followe
Mmm, pizzablanket
started as hanging out withtym, who was always being pursued by cops trying to arrest him. he somehow managed never t get aught though. all he ever atewere lihttle oevnmade pissas and his family worried alot about that. when he finally got caught, he wasn’t allowed to go outside or anything and he used a large pizsa as a blanket that he’d eat.
then i was in some school tryingto find a theatre with something good going on with some short fat dude that looked ilke josh.when I decided to leave some arts & crafts crap alone he grabbed me and tod me if I ever heurt her I’d have to deal with him. I laughed trying to walk away but he wouln’t let go . jut kept grabbing me andlooking at me all serious wwhile I laughed andslowly walked to the exit, telling him he couldn’t do shit.
Where’s that blue tie?!
I was in my bedroom loooking up into my closet which was oragnized with some weird product to kee everything in shelves neat. couldn’t decide what i sohuld wear for as nemi importnt occasion nad couldn’t find the blue sock that fell. I eventually settleld on something, when I eard some robotic voice coming behind me saying andy she loves me. then johnny 5 came out with another robat that he was making robit olve to in secret
I’d like to stop waking up like this.
This morning I woke up after dreaming that Eddie Izzard died overnight. The first thing I did when I woke up was google around and make sure he hadn’t.
The other day I woke up thinking Dirty had died overnight, only a few days before I flew out to see her and Danielle.
No more waking up thinking someone has died, please.
Gross.
Took a huge crap and saw my phone swirling around when I went and flushed. Fortunately it fell in at the end, and I grabbed it hoping it wouldn’t get completely flushed away. It started makin gsome really funny noises afterwards, but I decided it had to be relpaced.e