Awesomely Modest

Was in australia for some reason without realizing it. Almost the entire time was sopent watching this honey thing that had totns of wasps on it, creating honey. It eventually filled with water, but then the girl I was staying with brought it out of the water and towardhs her home. The path to her house had latforms and was all weird, very beautiful though.

I was in the game Portal for some reason. Never played it, or really even seen much of it at all. It was sortof deathmatch style though, against Jenny. Controls were really weird, we were moving awkwardly and firing the portal guns in weird positions, like leaning over backwards or behind our backs. Both of us had terrible aim, and my gun ran out of a charge. I climbed up to some bunk area to recharge it, next thing I knew I was naked, being carried by her while she sang Still Alive.

Truly odd.

Some weird nuderwater stuff, I was hiding from a entry droid by tryinf to camoflauge mysel behinda lamp anh . it wasn’t actually a sentry droid though and it came ack later. Made a few interesting htings happen in rogards to killing othre rohbots. It built a coke can bomb to be worn by me and I got cut off from family after awhile. My parents took us ot some chocolate bar, where everything was practically everything made from chocolate. The wait staff was super friendly, but on the way home ih ate way too much. We got split up on the way hoem, I endedd up in dad’s car without accesss to the internet to chock nything. I tried using his phone to shahre an internet connection but it did’nt work. We got home and everything was quiet, and there were shards of coke bottle glass everywhere, completely covering the floor. Somehow I ended up strappedi n there and powering this bomb, warning dad not to pull any wires out of me or another ould go off. He pulled anyways.

Not quite sure where ew were, me and jeff were out doing something and came across tsme big cos head ho was ni the middle of something. We stopped and started pointing out all the otiii stuff, which h ewas denyingn wsa true. For a while e joked about this usntil the guy started moving his car we teased that their spaceship normally happens miels away and not rigth at our front door and he said tehy were going to *for rliftoff. Jeff hesitated to follow them for a bit, and I put up the rooof of someone’s convertable. Afterwards, jeff peoeled out backwards and started taking his db user shirt off and ptting on hsi linuxgod shirt, ten told me to strap ni.uretty sure we set ndown nt getting laughed at by the pblic and exposed for what i t really was by the people insid

I was grocery shopping wiht tym for some reason.  We were mainly trying to find some blue apple candy, which we ended up having to find at the crappy grocery store.  It was a tiny package ofsome dangerous loooking candies, only three of which were the special flavour, and itwas like 6 bucks for it.  I also ended up buying cereal, and I tried to get milk but al the containers of milk were either opened and half empty, or looked like they were actually oil or laundry detergent containers with a milk label slapped on.