Awesomely Modest

I was in some videogame that had trent reznor ni it. He was hiding in a locked room and didn’t want some kid staying with him. I coludn’t remember the command to instruct his robot kid to force someone out of the place. There was one point where some room had both his head and someone elses upside-down, trent started drooling on the other person while they got a bloody nosse. Towards the end I found out there was a whole secret room built into trents room, up by the ceiling was a big padded climbing area with other people there. Outside the building was made to look like a mechanic shop. My car was there to get worked on but instead I just hung out with other climbers. I eventually left and went out fliering. While I was getting a flier ready, a car pulled up with some people in masks who started geting out with fliers. I cheered for them and pointed out that I was just about to do the same. They all introduced theirselves, and it turned out some of them had coe form that climbing building I was just at, and I ahd seen their faces.

Afterwards, I WAS Nin some weird neighbordoood. Balls kept being toossed to me by inaniamte objects, and I’d hit or throw thme back. I stopped at one place which had an tunnel to get around in made of snow. I jumped down the hole at one point and a bear followed me. We freaked out and got the bear to leave, but it ended up crumbling that part of the cave after the bear walked back over it.

Leaving that place, I pused myself on a single tire. I started smacking the snow off a tire so it’d sled faster, but I started geting followed. I took an exit with a indy road and immediately did a 3-point turn ond went back onto the highway. I went to justin’s house and when the truk got there they coudl’nt find me, eventhough I was sitting out in plain sight. They went in to awtch the elections and didn’t bother me. Later someone came in and started handing out free shirts and inflatable rafts. I ad a raft put over me, and then the followers ended up noticing me. I challenged them to keep up and follow me again, and had to kick like 8 prizoners out of y car so that I could drive around again.

I was out to some fancy dinner with justin and his family. The wait staff wasn’t very god and before even ordering we were annoyed with them. I ordered the 90 dollar option, which turned out to be abouthree bites of shrimp. I asked for the manager and complained that it was both an insignificant meal and that it was meat. He hdidn’t care on either account. I didn’t pay for food, though I’m not usre if someone covered me. While cleaning up after us, the manager droped all of the menus and I had a good laugh at his expense.

Jstin and I were going into the old barn for some reasn and it was obvious some animal had tried living there. I mentioned how a gopher had stayed there at one ponit. After afew minutes justin called out to me, asking what the hell was in the main room. I explained that it was the dragon I killed a few weeks ago. It was still smoldering after sseveral weeks had gone by, not having moved since I last saw it. I was fairly nonchalont about having killed hte dragon myself, but thenithe smoldering ashes of it got up and moved again before collapsing as I’d seen it do before. Freaked out still by that, I grabbed justin and told him we hd to leave.

Outside there was some douche teasing a guy on a grassy hill. It was pretty selippery from the rain, and the guy was trying to actch the bully to get something of his. I sneakily ran up, slipping a bit and got my videorcamera out and taepd them. I tried kicking the guys gelos out and making him slip, and yelling mudkips at him torying to confuse him. One of his friends was saying tsomething to him which the guy eventually understood. He sat down and slid down the hill. The person we were trying to help did the same, missing the bully slightly. I hit him head on and then pushed him into a pool.

Started off with me hanging out with sosme friends and eventually there was some weird part that had or at least should’ve had the benny hill theme. Laterr I was at my apartment a nd peter was over. I mae some ravioliafr us both to share, figuring we’d also have leftovers. I put it in a dogbowl, for some reason. Peter said it had a bit too much sauce for hi, but that it wasn’t bad. As I was eating a bite of bread, a girl that lived above me walked past the window. I just stopped with a huge piece of bread sticking out my mouth and looked at her. She seemed confused and I think peter gave some stupid excuse for my stupidity. A few minutes later sha called down mad at me for making fun of her. I explained I wasn’t and that I thought she was prett and should come down and hang out. She said she would and I went to put a sleeping bag away. Curling over itand screaming “don’t look at me like this!” for some reason. Jori was a pparently liivng there and came home needing help givingmedicine to the dogs. The second she even touched the medicine box the dogs started barking.

Dad started this thabit of chewing food really oudly. Mom decided we should eat outside to try and hear it less. We were gonna make some rollup type things I think. While we were outside, da started mentioning how he’s been depressed and started talking to various group being accepted by some place that would help him.
hthat might be able to help him. Mom went dead silennt when he said hee’s been talking to mormons and liking what he’s heard. I didn’t ask him about other organizations, but mom said she hadn’t mentioned anything to him about our phone conversations.e Dad was saying sometihng about his credit card. I witheld my urge to get involved in the conversation for everyone’s safety.

I thinks I just casually had the first drink. It had me acting strange, but i don’t think too bad. Then we all went out for dinner and I had more. I later spent the night talking to a pit bull and a boxer about why they should stop climbing u p and over the fecn to run in the horse area. They both declined, getting past every thing I did to trya nd stop them. Higher fence, curved outward fence, rollers betwneeen et ewires so tehy’d slip. Everything I di, they beat or went around. I eventually said fuck it and took them to a public park. My owner thought I was insane, but did ewll for the classes he brought hem in to. E went to bed at sara’s house and woke up early the next morning. When she saw me she looked upset and confused, thinking I was up too early. I thought I had done something wrong the night be fore, but she just thought I was too drunk to be getting up so early. EI remember getting in a fight with the pit when we went to the park, telling him he was an asshole beacuse he never listened.. Arlo came over with a breathalizer, everyone else was geting .15 or .17. I bluew into it, waking myself up trying to blow into it.