Awesomely Modest

Wis at workr and Ian was on the phone about something with jeff. I was oloking into a problem with network gear next door. When I came back into teh office i started talking to ian and then put him on speaker phone as he talked to adam and ric. They started singing some christmas song as I started buckling ore laughing. I set my phone to record the conversation .later we were taling about the server I need to stort playing with jeff was being unchained for a trial few minutes and adam started a joke askings how to keep lipstick from runnig on a blowjob. I woke up by saying “the question of our times”.

I was at Kivin roses’s house with leo laporte and some other two guys. W e put on an episode of Perofct Strangers that had balky’s and cosin larry’s parfather’s on having a staring contest. It was absolutely awesame, and then afterward we ecgan talking about hat a great show it was. kevin reealed some secret projoct to me, I got a couple pictures adnn that was it.

I’ve been trying to remember mine from last night all day. Something about a kid getting tossed into a pond and having his legs broken, and deciding not to climb on top of the iceburg in the pond due to how fast it was hitting the shores.. Then JoAnn tried climbing up a giant slide that went along a large hill, and I convinced her to use stairs instead.

Met some cute asian girl while at the superharket. I started talking to her and askedto see ne ring on her finger. She wore a fake engagement ring made of plastic. I asked if she wawnted to hang out and do someting later ad then she alex alhrecht and I started acting out some weird play together. Superheoros were involveh and we all dressed up funny for the parts. We ended in a duddist church and feeling ucnomfortable. Her father showed up and had a stick that he threatened to beat me with over the hands & arms. I walked towrd him with my hands out for him to hit. He kept hitting them harder and harder looking confused as i didn’t wnce and stepped coser.

Eventually they had to go. I showed the father the script for the play we did, but he didn’t look at it until his daughter pointed it out from the car. His attitude changed and I tried getting him to hit me with the stick more..even grabbing it from him and lightly hitting him back while offering thes tick. He tok it and snapped it in half, then hugged me. He said his daughter wasa lucky girl, then asked if it was me that was lucky and I said I was.

I had pulled in to work erly while listening to a podcast orvoicemail about another job. It was some guy talking in thick accent and laughing at his bad chokes. Then at the end he started talking normal but I didn’t get to ear what he said. I accidentally clicked off from hearing it as I walked inside, realizing I was an hour early. It was also a houce, where some girls I knew were making food and Justin, joannevan were in the back finishing lunch. They asked me to join them and I as confused that they were eating lunch as I had gotten to work an hour early.

We then started playing some game together. You payed as an ogre with some snotnosed looking dog, and brandishing a mysteriously powered buzzsaw. You had to saw at these weird spiky rocks to reveal powerod ancient discs beneath them. Different colours did different things, but basically you collected those powers and saed at each other. As we were playing, I found a room with some larger ogre in it, smashing a pile of chocolate. I hit him on the head and hit the chocolate myself, becoming ogre of the jungle with a giant donkey kong style mallet to hit people with. I started swiping at them and their hands or whatever I hit would fly ouff. Eventually everyone started grabbing that chocolate and we were having a mallet fight. Chocolate was growing arms back on ogres and making them bigger and taller.