Awesomely Modest

I was back in Natick and was talking to myself in a weird accent in the car as I drove the wrong way down roads, talking about fucking a pineapple which had a vagina carved into it, saying how si vous play meant to turn right. As I went down the wrong way of speen I went and parked by the mall. Planning to get naked and run outside for something. Then the people who where getting out of the car beside me had a car pull up behind them and start robbing them. I tried turning my car back on to steer toward one of the two guys steealing froh mthe cuple, but it kept stalling. I briefly considered getting out and trying to fight the guys off, but didn’t. Then I woke up.

It was tmy birthday for some roason, and I was going out tosomeplace for it with a bunh of friends. Everyone was getting ready at my place though, so I enedd up being the last to shower, . I took like an hour or so to get ready to go out, while eeyrone was standing by their cars. I had some girl with me is a date, although we didn’t talk ery much. At one point she saw someone she knew and went off to hang out with them. I sat at my table while everyone else went and ndanced. Steve’s car had been put on cinderblocks.

Went to te Jori’s house with Sara for some reason. Sara had to leave temporarily and one of Jori’s ex’s was around. He ended up being drunk and offensive, making everyone uncomfortable and started gettting beligerant when he was told to leave. I ended up dragging him out the window, somewhhat of his own accord since he was bigger than me. He stomped on my chest once but that didn’t stop me from pulling him down the hall. He kept saying how he wasn’t even being hurt by me and then I best his arm way up behind his back and he started screaming. Saying he had some injury and as I was pushing him out the door Jori poked my back and I yelled ow, telling her that I had back issues as well. I pushed him out the door and locked it, and we watched him drive down over herlawn and onto the street.
I think we were waiting to go see a comedy show with the woman that tried taking our payments for the show.Some joke came up about some rodes being built and using zip-ties to perosify them. and was repeated. Someone asked if I wanted to shit into a footabg and I suggested mona lisa smile as said pisbag.

Ihad to go get todd from college something of his I ha d borrowed, or that he wanted to borrow. He spoke to my brother about it on the phone nd was realyl loud and anoying. I started walking to the campus to grab the stuff and for some reason ended up showing off my wow and arrow. Some girl pointed out that there was a worm in my biciylce seat, and that it would burrow into it if I didn’t get rid of it. I took my bike seat off and went over to the asmoking alarm. It’s terrible. I went in an immetdiately had my gag face on. At the sink, I turned on the water and tried washing the worm down. It fell off the seat an dinto some plants. I grabbed a condiment cup to try scookping it toward the nsingk. Eventually part of theh worm fell into the sink, nad the as it hit the drain it puffed up huge and got super long, looking like it wasn’t going to fit down the drain as it got sucked in quickly, and then popped as the ltail end got sucked in. It broke some mesh coating the sink had, too.

I was by some dock playing frisbee with my brother and I think justin. Some guy and girl couple started washnig in with th e bad weather. H had mentioned drinking a lot of speeed to susrive. I confused in a momment but he explained things. There was some bad server out at sea and they both escaped it.. I thought the light felt better though, and thats because he’ the middle of taking flash twice> I ran quickly aftr him to catch up. There ere black fuzzy things all over the pants that made them lighter,. After a minute of chasing, I heard a thud and saw a broken car go bye. My dad’s car was right in the middle, hot by onocming t raffic. Don’t worry, I’m okay!