Awesomely Modest

I was in some winery, they were feeding wine te the cows in order to make it beter. I walked straight to the end production line where everything wast aste tested by an old man in a bath. I astarted seeing thingsg from his perspective. He was eing served wine with a piece of cake, fed to him by an old woman wearing bubble bath leggings. He ckepet escooping bubles away from her legs, trying to sneak a peak, and trying to hget her to join him in the bath. Eventually she ran off, not able to stand anymore. I called over what was apparentyl my girlfriend, seeing if she’d taxke over, specifically the getting in the bath part. She was wearing tight olive–coloured short shorts and thick horizontal striped olive and tan nylons. At first she was hesitant to get int, but I told her that’s why the other old lady left. She got in, taking her top off. One nipple had verticle and horizontle bars going through it, the other had a cbr. I asked her why she hadn’t told me abouth those piercings and she shaid she had.

Was at my parent’s house. For so e reason there was soe russian badguy there that said he was going to go robsomeone. We told him to read this ord newspaper article that joann had sent me about the person being ripped off by some tv show theat he was on. The russian decided to leave him alone.

I was siting at my desk ot work with a pizza box that was cut in half, eating out of it casually. Some guy acme into the office and started killing everyone around, I just continued eating. After everyone else was dead, he stared talking to me, telling me about soem book he’s reading that he likes and I answered him in short words while finishing my pizza. I then went with him, hopping in his car and we went to a store. He bought a big roll of tape and clear pastic tubing then started walking off to some rndom car. I headed toward the store to get some tape of my own and he asked me to grab another two rolls and the cigar cutter for him. After doing so, I headed back to his car. There was someone else in it, sitting in nthe driver’s seat, but he quickly got out and the other guy slid over, letting me into the passenger seat. A few seconds later, soe car in the lot exploded. The 3rd guy tried opening the back door but it was locked on thatside. He didn’t run around fastenough and we peeled off leaivng him behind.

Justin and I went to sese some movie. The theatre wasn’t really crowded, but the area everyone was sitting in was packed pretty tight. Some guy sit next to me slid his hand under my ass in a not so very smooth move. People wouldn’t stop tolking and the people in front of me were siting straight up and holding each other, so I couldn’t seethrough them and was leaning way over to the side. The sound on the movie was also fucked. We moved to a secluded spot in the theater at one point since we couldn’t see or hear, but it didn’t help. Justin went out and complainted and then they turned the lights on adn gave us all refund tickets.

Later I derampt that I was doingg some werird puzzle box taht I had to walk around. Kevin & alxex were also doing it. i aws in the middle and laughing at some of the weird things I had to fin ways to get around without falling off or kncoking everyinng over.

Adam, peter and I were working to modify our cors to use linux for the stereo, making thema utostart and stop playing when you parked your car and pulled out. Later on, it was a cloudy day and a ew raindrops staretd falling, and i looked up tothe sky being realy cloudy and dark, just as several twisters were reaching toward the ground. I ran to grab my camera but they had already touched down before I got it. Peter was sweeping on a hillside as I took pictures and others ran for safety, while the main funnel came toward us. Peter just stayed there and eventually the tornado slowed down and turned into a perosn who seemed upset. When I told peter he should be getting the hell away from it he said that staying there whigged out the tornado so it didn’t get bigger.

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