Awesomely Modest

Went to see some band play. They were playing in a tiny shed looking thing in soem guy’s front yard on a fairly upper-middle class loking block. The band asked me not to film it since they’d have tolimit the show. After a bit of playing, we wentintside the person’s house and started eating their food. One of the band members and I both wondered if the owner built the shed they played in. Just then the owner came down, confused as to why we were there. The other band member asked, opening the kitchen door whilelaughhing and looking like an ass. The owner said someone else built it. I told the drummer to close the door and apologize for being an ass. The ower went upstairs, telling us to please be quiet. Shortly after that we all got ful and sarted cleaning up to leave.

I think I was with my mom as we were going through an animal and partial dinosaur park in the car. I noticed that with th iflter on my camera I could see things in the woods as bright yellow. Somehow my filter was acting like an IR/thermal deal, which was neat. I di’nt actually take ny pictures for some reason, but I looked arounda lot through the lens. We came to one part where there was an increadibly steep hill that we drove down. It had started pouring hard out, I’m not sure how wthe road didn’t turn to moud or how we kept traction on such a steep hill. Mom was screaming with glee when she saw dinousars that haf fishy faces. I thought it was boutefiul to see how vibrantly coloured some were. Towards the end of the track we came to a dead end where wehad to get out of the car and climb a steep cliff. I had to help push mom up, and we ver cautiously looked around inside the building at the top. There was another family doing the same, and driving a little RC car around. It had started raining again harder than the first time and we climbed back down to the car. There were two guys standing outside it suspiciously, so I hid my camera under my coat. He hit me with the butt end of a gun and stole my wallet, but then let us drive off.

I hot some job in an old barn fixing comuters at a gsastation or soemthing like that. While I was there, there was a ugy that asked if I’d be wiling to doa phone interview on his behalf for a job he’s applied to, and that doing such a thing has already been okayed. I said sure. He was applying for a position in a music store. I took the aclll fgrohm the barn a few days later and it went really well. The person on the hone s aid he knew dave would be a the right eperson. I got on some bus to tell him, but I kept a straight face anddidn’t speak to him. I sat down and just looked at thim from the corner of my eye, catching his ottention and then switching esats when i had a chance without his seeing me. he acme over and I started talking like Hunter Thompson. I went aroun dteling the few other people in the ofice and then went to the bathroom usingh the pile of hay in the middle of the room. I neded up floating around on water while searching for a way to clean the hay again. Some weird objects were wandering oround trying to get used as toys and trying to bake it so I couldn’t float on water.

I ended up being the person I interviewed for as well. H came to me and told me he lost his job at the barn, but that he had never actually been hired and was never told to go there. There was an alarm that started going off and he freaked out and broke through a chain fence, threw a car and started running into the wods. He ran past some dog that started running with him for fun, bet he thought it was chasing him and was completely scared. He ran into the snowy woods and ended up surrounded by white leopards.Tit was dark and he was remaining perfectly still as some kids wandered in to the leapords lair. They noticed the kids and started sourrounding them, but fortunately they fell through the snow and slid down to a cave. I saw them and told them to keep quiet, nodding over to a giant sleeping leopard next to us. We slid further through the snwo until we came to a orom with a giant mound of snow toward the end and a strange noise coming from it. I grabbed the kids and ran through the snow mound, through the ka-thwop. There was some metal plate that rhythmaclly slammed down which was supposed to keep leopards from going through. Once we were safe e headed bak to the houses in the area. Peopel had been taken over by ice people, and we had to run through the woods trying not to be git by their iceballs. We through small ones bca at the rock people , hsattering them as they froze backfired. on them.

I ended up doing some backing up for someone at work, who also wanted some database shit dealt with. I didn’t know how and there was some giant meting about it. I went t o the place and ended up isn a swimming pool commenting carla on her legs while we watched over some kids. There was some weird lemeon type fruit that I was opening against some rocks and drinking the juice of, throwing the fruit ove r by a crek next to my parents house. There was a rope of seeds wrapped around the center core of the fruit, which looked like a piece of fabric ribbon. The core twisted when you suqieezed the fruit together, and the juices from the fruit made you halucinate. I was at smo big storefor Trisha’s birthday. The owner made a really cheezy intro announcement and smelled lie stale cigarette smoke. Jori ahd quit, due to some thing she got in the mail from herself. There were thees weird stufed namials that moved like jello. I took a pig and was shaking it back and fourth laughing as it jiggled weirdly. I rode on a a-wing which was being piloted by some droid through several battlefields which were very dense with debris and other ships. When we got to the death star Nader was surprised and in disbeliefd that a droid was advanced enough to steer through that, and then had us detained. I then somehow ended up in a hospital where me and my afmily were supposed to be locked up. We m anaged to get out of our holding room when someone opened the door by accident and we started sneaking around trying to find an exit. Nurses started coming after us with thick needles trying to put us to sleep.

I started of indoors at what I thought was the BBB. JoAnn came over and yeled at me for moving and then gave me a long hug. Tray showed me some laptop they wanted to reuse which was cashing porn sites when you tried going anywhere. I thtink I was painting on my doesk. Later, I was outside and apparently Alex was moving to southern CA. There were a ton osf people around for him, eh had a bit of a fuzzy beard. We commenetd that neither of unss had the other’s contact information and then thried exchanging it on post-it notes, but they were too small.